fiona
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getting a lot of boss baby vibes
brooklyn, NY
Joined January 2009
you took my sadness out of contextā¦ at the timothee chalamet look alike contest
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personally i do NOT like it that the original charter of new york city states that the mayor must be "of limited intelligenfe and poccefing the sparke of madness"
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the last person in a line should have to wear a humiliating hat. and the hat gets passed back as more people join the line
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[optometrist interrupts me] the bigger letters aren't louder
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Whatever happens today or tomorrow with the #Veepstakes. I'm so dang proud of @Tim_Walz. I was a "C"ish student in high school (shocking, I know). Mr. Walz took the time to make sure that I was successful. Not only in his class but others. He made learning exciting
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inspired by my experience of intuiting instantly based on styling and font choice that a normal cotton t shirt i saw in an ad was $60 (it was $58)
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a spinoff of the price is right where each episode is dedicated to a single category (like t shirts) and contestants have to guess prices for a bunch of specific items based on their instagram ads
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every municipality should have to produce a real housewives show if bravo isn't already on it
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me [mayor of biggest city in america]: get me the guy who does animation for bowling alleys
Sorry, Mr. Rat. The all-you-can-eat buffet is coming to an END. We're the FIRST administration doing the work to get millions of tons of trash off our sidewalks every day. First containers for businesses and now the official NYC Bin for small apartment buildings. This is how we
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Injured by sharks in New York State in the past 180 years: 20 Injured by drivers in the congestion zone in the past 180 DAYS: 1,402 Congestion pricing now, you absolute fraud
With new shark drones and pilots to monitor our state beaches on Long Island, weāre going to take the bite out of shark attacks this summer š¦
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