Me biting the shirt of enderpification

Let’s bring pangea back I wanna go to europe on weekends for the cheap

@caliyeezus haters can hate coz my boobs will still be bigger than their future lol 💅🏻

So many mirrors discovered this year. 2026 it will be my mission to see MORE mirrors and find the most authentic depiction of me possible.

I think I just got “You’re a kiiii”-zoned

Operation stay single until Valentine’s Day is over is a GO

Lameo activity ik but I do have a note to keep track of everyone from high school who came out afterwards. We’re at about 15 now

Boyfriend not home. Pedes on the bed

They used to call this the bird app….now it’s the damn GEESE app!!!

Three of my friends in talking stages with the worst humans alive. It’s taking every ounce of self control not to yell “shoot him” at all of them ugh I hate being #supportive

How it feels thinking all flavors of chocolate are yummy

winter is trip hop season

https://t.co/s1GFA6hna6

highkey asexual and thin as a pole OMG I have to survive

Planning a date with a guy also named matt and that fact alone makes me want to cancel it and block him

Need u to protect ur peace and turn slack off while ur on the subway. Whatever ur team is texting is not more important than level 1163 of candy crush

Quick everyone let’s be amazing groundbreaking 8+ records and not tell boygenius

They’re playing woman’s world at the urgent care as if im not suffering enough

Exam induced stress almost made me throw up im listening to la goony chonga to calm me down

Retail therapy really works as long as I never check my bank account again ever

So THIS happened.