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Elgin,IL
Joined February 2012
First they tried to give us a Mormon, we saw thru that, then,they sneakily removed a letter "M", and gave us a Moron, we dint see it coming
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And the red hats will soon learn what the red coats learned
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90% of things I worry about never happen. So, it appears worrying works.
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Thanks! And back at'cha
Dear algorithm, please only show this tweet to people with an IQ higher than 150.
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experience an orgasm?
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the miracle of 4 bars when the other company didn't get a signal to your friend's phone?
Serious Question: How many miracles were documented when smartphones became universal? Can you name one?
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Leaked chats revealed the leaders of Young Republicans groups across the U.S. to be unbridled racists. โI love Hitler,โ blacks are โmonkeysโ and โwatermelon people,โ and Republicans all โbelieve in slavery.โ Surprised? You gave them all 3 branches. https://t.co/qh7xUgmrGP
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Thousands of private messages reveal young GOP leaders joking about gas chambers, slavery and rape.
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In this brave new world of Al Gore's Internet, I'd say don't post anything anywhere to the Internet you'd not wish to go viral. I'm looking at you, Young Republicans.
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Trump told CNN Israeli forces could resume fighting in Gaza โas soon as I say the wordโ if Hamas wonโt uphold the ceasefire they never signed. Some historic deal. You do not wag your finger in public. You do diplomacy behind the scenes. His public tough guy routine is pathetic.
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Any idea what he's talking about ?
Trump lies again: Europe-- $650B they pay us, South Korea $350B, Japan $650B. And they've all agreed to it. They are all happy. These countries say they have no idea what Trump is talking about.
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If you see this on your timeline say hello to me โค๏ธ
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The Marine Corps was founded on November 10, 1775. On October 18th, the date of No Kings protests, Trump plans to fire missiles over Camp Pendleton claiming it is to celebrate the Marine Corps 250th anniversary which is 3 weeks later. It is meant to intimidate us & will fail.
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Journalist shocked to discover that letting Trump do whatever he wants has led to Trump doing whatever he wants.
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Trump wants to designate ANTIFA as a terrorist organization. Translation: opposing fascism is terrorism, but supporting Nazis is โvery fine people.โWeโve seen this movie before and it doesnโt end well.
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