October Ferguson
@OctoberFerguson
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hobbies: writing/art. My writing is free on the Internet. Secular humanist
Joined August 2018
Happy Monday, June 19, 2025. Goals:. Finish "Michael, Antoinette, and Me," by the end of the year. Title likely to change to "Toby: Fire and Ice." Maybe. Rewrite what I have and finish "Edgewood: the children's crusade.". Then write the first "Grimes and Serling." . <more>
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BREAKING NEWS. Dateline 12/25/20 Louisville. Kentucky Colonel and Senator, Mitch McConnell, in a small gathering of mega rich donors, reaffirmed his vow to block every bill from the Democrats. "Even if I feel it's a good bill. They shall have no victories. None," McConnell said.
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Many people told me I would benefit exposing myself to art.
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This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her dog. It was obvious she thought her dog understood her. I came into my house & told my cat. We laughed a lot.
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Happy Sunday!. I posted this meme yesterday. I just blocked 20 of the 45 people who commented on it. So, let's try it again.
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I just recorded 2 hours of the fucking dog next door barking. I'm going to play it back outside over my speaker system tonight at 2am.
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BREAKING NEWS. Rand Paul announced today a lawsuit against Anthony Fauci, citing an assault on the floor of the Senate. Tom Kerrick, authority for Paul, said, "Fauci gave Paul a beatdown worse than that from Rene Boucher. Rand's been in my office crying for an hour.".
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I realized why Trump is SO sure Biden cheated him out of the win. Trump cheated Hillary out of the win.
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I'm kind of torn. Are the Republicans Whitesplaining, Mansplaining or Klansplaining to Judge Jackson? . I should do a twitter poll.
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Sarah Palin can see Tulsi Gabbard from her porch.
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Twitter introduced the clitoris emoji but the men couldn't find it.
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The relief checks are going to come in the mail with an 11x14 portrait of the president. The portrait is suitable for framing, or wrapping fish.
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BREAKING NEWS. President Trump announced an executive order banning any government agency or entity from doing business with any company prohibiting their employees from wearing MAGA gear on the job, which also cancels the $80m military annual contract with Goodyear.
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Why hasn't the FBI seized the Trump private computer system before he can wipe it?.
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Happy Tiddly Tuesday!. Bonus: How to stop a chronic mansplainer from mansplaining - well, slow him down a little
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BREAKING NEWS. Mitch McConnell said today, "We will continue to block anything the Democrats attempt to pass. In addition to blocking the Democrat agenda, if Sanders would to be elected president, we would block his agenda, too.".
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All of a sudden, Marianne Williamson doesn't seem so batshit crazy.
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Jeffrey Dahmer was eating Five Guys before it was a restaurant.
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Do you ever eat peanut butter out of the jar with a spoon?.
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There's really no contest. "67 people have been killed by black bears in America since 1900. Approx 75 women have killed by men in America since April 1”.
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"The Government" does not Constitutionally have this power. Yet, here we are.
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Who, like me, had the joyful bliss as a child drinking from a garden hose on a hot summer day?.
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My contribution to the company Christmas party is ready.
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The man across the street likes to park on my property like this. I think it may be my "BLM" sign in my front yard, him being a Trumper. Question for the lawyers out there. Since he is parked on my property, can I then paint the portion of his truck that is ON my property?
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BREAKING NEWS: ABC gives into pressure. Meghan McCain to be removed from The View. Sarah Huckabee will be taking her chair. Good move, pressure people.
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@MillerCA9 I pump gas in New Jersey overnight. There are few jobs as invisible as mine. However, if I were to show up at work with a Spanky OR Biden hat on, I would be asked to take it off. I really don't understand how so many people are totally unaware of this general corp policy.
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Because it's 2020. Two nights ago, at work, a crazy woman, 30ish, ran naked around the store, removed by the police. She WAS wearing a mask.
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BREAKING NEWS. CDC confirms the COVID - 19 a "smart virus," unique among viruses. "We don't know just how smart this virus is, but it's pretty smart," Dr. Weinberg of the CDC said. The virus knows to infect people in a bar, for example, but not in a church during services.
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Gentlemen. Help me out. That's got to hurt, right?
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Whoa, Nelly. Let me try this again. I'm seeing many tweets suggesting unvaccinated people don't receive medical care if critical with Corona or get "put at the end of the line. Do you feel unvaccinated critical Corona sufferers should be denied medical treatment?.
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I'm off to my 12 hour shift. Have a great christmas!.
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A black woman in Texas got 5 years for mistakingly voting. Let's see what the white people from The Villages get for doing it on purpose.
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Great article. I quietly wept alone at the final statement.
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Late last night, Trump told reporters, when elected in November, he'll release the ten previous years of his personal tax filing and reveal his detailed plan to get all Americans covered by affordable healthcare.
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BREAKING NEWS. Pensacola, Florida public library has banned "Aesop's Tales," citing that the stories, though carrying valuable messages, are made up. "They never happened," Sally Bannon, head librarian said. "Fake news.".
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Happy Tiddly Tuesday!. Please, no "I'd r*pe her" comments. I had enough last week.
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Kind of serious question. Should the name-calling: "towel head" be considered a racial/ethnic slur and thus eliminated from our common lexicon? . I've been thinking about this for a while now.
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I was supposed to go hiking with someone, but the guy never showed up.
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Trump announces he's sending troops to Saudi Arabia. Historical note: other than "They hate our freedom!" one of the reasons the United States was attacked on 9-11 (by Saudi nationals) was because they objected to US troops on Saudi soil. A horse could choke on the irony.
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I'm seeing many posts where people are scared Joe Biden is going to take away god. Just how is Joe going to do that? Will it be an epic battle in the desert like between Jesus and Satan? . Will MSM cover it, or just Fox News?.
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BREAKING NEWS. Violence broke out at the Proud Boy rally today. Police were at a loss to control the riot, the boys being white and all. Lisa Cummings of RNN News, thinking quickly, produced a tampon, waving it in the air, the PBs falling to the asphalt crying.
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Not getting a vaccine and not wearing a mask has nothing to do with "freedom." . IF that is someone's baseline as to what freedom means to them, they have lived a privileged life, devoid of any kind of sacrifice or inconvenience.
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I must admit, I am not against "homosexual supremacy."
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Ben never fails to be creepy as fuck.
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I never advocate violence, but this asshole requires a serious beatdown. Big tough guy.
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BREAKING NEWS. A covert black ops CIA team has been detained in Oslo, Norway, details as yet being released. Unconfirmed rumors say they were on a mission for the United States president. White House has no comment.
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Happy Wednesday!. LGBTQ rights are human rights.
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Breitbart is not news. Breitbart is not news. Breitbart is not news. Breitbart is not news. Breitbart is not news. Breitbart is not news. Breitbart is not news. Breitbart is not news. #NotTheFuckingNews.
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@DoomScroling Question for Ohio:. You're fucking kidding me?. Do these people really hate women that much?
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I actually pump gas for a living in New Jersey. I get many people with huge luxury trucks or SUVs bitching at me about how much it cost to fill the tank as if I forced them to buy an oversized vehicle. Meh. I mostly ride a bicycle. We bought a Chevy Spark last year.
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To all those people who yelled at me "Love it or leave it" when I marched in '69 against the Vietnam War. I was right. You were wrong. Just saying.
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When grocery shopping, do you bring your own reusable bags. I bring my own bags even when I go to the home center or any other store.
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I have never seen a single episode of "Friends".
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This seemed to slip under the radar yesterday, so here it is again. My artwork.
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The rapture has arrived! . And, Death is cute as fuck.
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If I were the program director of "Meet the Press," I'd invite Big Bird and Ted Cruz on to debate vaccines, give Todd the day off and have John Oliver guest host.
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Betsy Devos today blasted President Biden over the cost of fuel for her two yachts, eight boats and two helicopters today.
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Happy Taylor Swift Sportsball Big game Day!. I hope Taylor scores a lot of pitches/baskets/runs and stuff!
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How is telling someone "Nice tits!" offensive?. He DID have nice tits.
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I had someone block me today for mocking racists.
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I really have no fucks to give about anything Jon Voight may say or his metaphysical maundering about spirit possession.
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I really don't wish to do anyone harm, so when I protest, I used Ramen noodles as a weapon.
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Even as a kid, I've suffered long bouts of depression. Today, I'm going to start digging out for our garden expansion - another 18' x 12'. The garden is coming next year. I'm going to start this today because I believe in next year. THAT is how I've dealt with my depression.
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Is Chick Fil A actually proud to be a symbol of hate? . Really?
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I think anyone in government, including Congress, who had knowledge of the possible impact of the virus before it was made public, who did a sell off of their stocks should be immediately removed from their jobs and prosecuted for insider trading.
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I'm only 15,314 short of 20k followers! Can you help me reach my goal?.
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