miss scarlet in the library with the revolver
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shitposter. semi-professional hater. like a groupie, incognito, posing as a real trader, life imitates art. circus freak. pixie dust dealer. (she/her)
Dr. Phillips, FL
Joined August 2017
🔮a reminder … many Private Market companies have “captured their capital source” via management agreement with or the acquisition of…the insurance company that serves as the source of capital E.g. Blue Owl selling to Kuvave (who is itself managed by Blue Owl)
đź”®propehtic perfeft tense (private credit liquidity redemption issues edition)
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Yes this. This is the first big check to an executive that is unencumbered by a congress that isn’t following its institutional prerogatives.
Read the opinion. Implications go way beyond tariffs. So much of Trump's agenda hinges on a reading of executive power. The real liberation day.
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I would call this "Liberation Day" except the term is already taken. Other ideas?
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Somebody really needs to release that sex tape.
2) Myth: There were polycule orgies Truth: There were no polycules or orgies I never partied or took vacation. FTX owned the penthouse; I spent $50k renting 10% of it for 6 months. My personal consumption and donations were less than—and came from—earnings.
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SaaSpocalypse, caSaaStrophe, SaaSacre... but are any of you brave enough to call it NagaSaaSki.
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@ThorTorrens A reminder that while you pay 1-4$ per pound of potatoes, the farmer gets $0.60 per 100 pounds of potatoes. Food isn’t expensive because we don’t put enough poison on it, it’s expensive because of cartel monopolies
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"Total Boomer Luxury Communism" in action...
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Stealing from renters and giving to homeowners. Depraved scum.
BREAKING: The Florida House just passed a bill to put a constitutional amendment on the ballot eliminating all non-school property taxes on homesteaded homes. @RepMoniqueM is the bill’s sponsor. Next up: Senate approval before voters decide. Supporters call it historic tax
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Everything on the internet since then treats users like Wall-E NPCs. The intellectual & educational aspects have been sucked out to cater to bottom 20% of the users. “Easy-to-use” and “Intuitive UI” isn’t a flex, it is a warning.
myspace was the greatest social media platform ever made and nobody gives it enough credit. you had to learn basic html and css just to make your page not look terrible. millions of kids were accidentally learning how to code at 14 because they wanted a cooler profile than
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This is awesome. We require prescriptions for a lot of stuff that is totally safe and OTC in other countries. It’s stupid and unhealthy that I can’t get an albuterol inhaler in an emergency when I leave it at home on a trip, or get a cream for a skin condition I’ve had before.
FDA chief Marty Makary says 'everything should be over the counter' unless drug is unsafe or addictive
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Need a Twitter Premium version that, I dunno, delivers glitterbombs to whatever Twitter engineer is responsible for breaking things, such as "read only mode" now in Twitter DMs. 🤬
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For weeks in the 2000s, the headlines gossiped about how these two women let themselves get so fat. At the time, I remembered them as incredible porkers. Now I look at these pictures and think we owe fat activists a Nobel Peace Prize for changing that.
You kind of forget how skinny everyone used to be until you see old reality tv shows. Like omg whoa
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I am not community minded enough to take risk without autonomy. I dunno. I don't feel great about it anymore.
Do we have opinions on community banking? 3rd round interview to go do really cool things. Remains to be seen. I need to go do something a little professionally reckless because enterprise leadership ain't it.
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Coincidentally, Michoacán has a "Level 4: Do Not Travel" advisory due to the risk of crime and terrorism there.
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Inspiring, feel-good quote of the day.
After enough years in asset management, you learn to treat your service providers exactly like fellow inmates in a prison shower: they'll make conversation, they'll act casual, they might even seem friendly, but you never once forget where you are and what's exposed.
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Bad things can & will happen But it's important to recognize so many dire predictions from this cycle never came to pass Spending 95% of your time worrying about things that happen 5% of the time is how to scare yourself out of markets that usually go up
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Inclined to short both $GLD and $XLE here. The boys are getting distracted with the kayfabe.
GENTLEMEN MAN YOUR SITUATION MONITORS
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ban this shit now and blacklist anyone who worked on it, i’m so serious
This coffee shop uses AI to track the productivity of baristas and how much time customers are spending in the shop. The NeuroSpot Barista Staff Control and Customer Monitoring Video Analytics Module, are tools designed to enhance the efficiency. https://t.co/67eXamwLc4
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