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Polyglot Programmer | JS Enthusiast | OSS Maintainer | Bleeding Edge Early Adopter | Employed by the Dept of Nunya Damn Business | https://t.co/tUxTatM9Vp

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I'm back bitches!πŸ‘‹πŸΌπŸŽ‰πŸ˜˜
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@TheBabylonBee
The Babylon Bee
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Get A Load Of This Ignorant Moron Who Doesn't Follow Politics And Is Also Really Happy With His Life https://t.co/x4y3FSqMVH
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"QA is a 'cost center' we should make cuts to save on OPEX" - the typical non-technical CEO
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Steve S.
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Biggest IT outage in history was not caused by APTs, AI-enabled 0-days, or even aliens, just a bad push to prod
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Cute pavement princess πŸ‘Έ My driveway has rougher terrain than this πŸ˜†
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Teslaconomics
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People laugh at me, till they find out what my Cybertruck can really do
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@DXTipsHQ
DX Tips Magazine
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πŸ†• DevRel's Death as Zero Interest Rate Phenomenon A clinical study of the excesses of 2021-2022 DevRel, and what we can learn from it. h/t @leeerob, @samjulien, @GergelyOrosz, @levelsio et al for quotes/motivation.
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@justjs14
just-js
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"Applying DRY principles too rigidly leads to premature abstractions that make future changes more complex than necessary" πŸ’― or... Premature abstraction *is* the root of all Evil. πŸ˜› https://t.co/N4pThEzQlM
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This is another post in our Code Health series. A version of this post originally appeared in Google bathrooms worldwide as a Google Tes...
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@shellscape
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Absolutely brutal takedown of AI and "the singularity" https://t.co/59R1V0WFo9
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Watching Nuggets game 6 be like
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Travis Hubbard
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most developers suck at git because most developers aren't developers
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Welcome to Braun Taun! πŸ€
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Daniel Vassallo
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Nine women can make a baby in one month
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If there is any justice in the world Jokic will be sponsored by Taco Bell to do their commercials with the first one taking place during the NBA Draft ...and Jamal Murray will take Shaq's spot doing Icy Hot - heat pack commercials πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚πŸ€£
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Technical Bankruptcy When an application's dependency stack falls so out-of-date it requires a full rewrite. ...but, the original app needs to be kept running until the rewrite is fully production-ready.
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Ong
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What stage of a project causes the most stress?
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Never seen a better ad for ditching TypeScript. You don't have to live like this!!
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Adam Rackis
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* wife flies to DC for the week * Expectation: "Tons of free time. Gonna catch up on some reading. Gonna catch up on some TV πŸš€" Reality:
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Python hasn't made any major API breaking changes in over a decade I say this after literally wasting weeks of effort patching/upgrading/migrating a single .NET Core/Angular application due to breaking changes. Who cares about the language. Python composability FTW πŸŽ‰
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Just found out that Fetch API has built-in timeout support! 🀯
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The 'I' in LLM stands for 'Intelligence'
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