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Kyle 'esSOBi' Stone

@essobi

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Hyperlexical Polymath Savant – GenTech / AI Constulant / CTO @ - EX-Heroku Trust and Security. Bringing AGI to the public. GPT-5

Louisville, Kentucky
Joined March 2008
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Kyle 'esSOBi' Stone
3 years
Human Rights are Human Rights. The only thing a civil society can't tolerate... is intolerance. I'll die on that hill.
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Kyle 'esSOBi' Stone
6 years
I laughed way too hard at the php one...
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7 years
RT if your first IDE was green on black. :D
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6 years
This is so horribly accurate. I lolled.
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Kyle 'esSOBi' Stone
6 years
That's... deep.
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@AdrianCJax Artificial banana flavor is based on a banana that doesn’t exist anymore… mines watermelon.
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Kyle 'esSOBi' Stone
6 years
He ain't wrong... *shrug*
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Kyle 'esSOBi' Stone
9 years
Block these on your edge router to prevent Win10 from phoning home your data.. http://t.co/X6DDimqT0D
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Kyle 'esSOBi' Stone
9 years
I'm just going to leave this here... #MyNewFavoriteShirt http://t.co/tr4qwMeZXj
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Kyle 'esSOBi' Stone
7 years
Viva la resistance.
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6 years
I love the Dankernet.
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@essobi
Kyle 'esSOBi' Stone
3 years
Amen. 🎶
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Kyle 'esSOBi' Stone
6 years
lmfao
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Kyle 'esSOBi' Stone
6 years
.... 😂
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Kyle 'esSOBi' Stone
7 years
PoC for RCE in Exim just dropped.
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Kyle 'esSOBi' Stone
7 years
I’m ded. Positive affirmations Skeletor.
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@essobi
Kyle 'esSOBi' Stone
6 years
And furthermore... Base64 is not encryption. Base64 is not encryption. Base64 is not encryption. Base64 is not encryption. Base64 is not encryption. Base64 is not encryption. Base64 is not encryption. Base64 is not encryption. Base64 is not encryption. Base64 is not encryption.
@TryCatchHCF
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6 years
A scan is not a pentest. A scan is not a pentest. A scan is not a pentest. A scan is not a pentest. A scan is not a pentest. A scan is not a pentest. A scan is not a pentest. A scan is not a pentest. A scan is not a pentest. A scan is not a pentest. A scan is not a pentest.
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Kyle 'esSOBi' Stone
6 years
So one time... nmap took down a large manufacturer of... things. All the ICS and scada went kaboom. nmap -sT -T3. The destroyer of manufacturing everywhere.
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Katie🌻Moussouris (she/her/she-ra/she-hulk)
6 years
RT if you're a pen tester who has been told by a client that nmap scans on their public-facing systems posed unacceptable operational risk. Quote-tweet to tell a story of how a free tool scan actually did knock down a production server, whether you were blue team or red team 💜
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Kyle 'esSOBi' Stone
6 years
Glad, I'm one. You probably should be too.
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Kyle 'esSOBi' Stone
7 years
SAY IT WITH ME KIDS: I WILL NOT LOCK A DEVICE WITH ANYTHING OTHER THAN AN ARTIFACT OF MY MIND.
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IU CACR
7 years
You can plead the 5th when asked for a password, but maybe not with your face or fingerprint.
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Kyle 'esSOBi' Stone
8 years
Interesting all the states they can detect and record about you in #PokemonGO
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Kyle 'esSOBi' Stone
7 years
Thank god.
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Kyle 'esSOBi' Stone
8 years
This is why #Infosec can't have nice things. Hackers hacking hacks for hacks.
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6 years
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Kyle 'esSOBi' Stone
7 years
Oh god... Exfil over Pokemon Go co-ordinates. I can't fucking even. lol. cc: @parkerschmitt
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Binni Shah
7 years
Cloakify : CloakifyFactory - Data Exfiltration & Infiltration In Plain Sight :
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Kyle 'esSOBi' Stone
7 years
ITS AN EARLY CHRISTMAS KIDS.
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7 years
If you use Google Chrome, go to chrome://flags/ #autoplay -policy and set it to "Document user activation is required." Boom: no more auto-playing videos. You're welcome.
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@essobi
Kyle 'esSOBi' Stone
8 years
... You might want to get a new one and not tweet it next time bro. First 4 digits are easy to figure out.
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@essobi
Kyle 'esSOBi' Stone
7 years
Guys.. I found what I'm giving out for halloween.
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Kyle 'esSOBi' Stone
7 years
“What else could go wrong?”
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9 years
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Kyle 'esSOBi' Stone
7 years
@SwiftOnSecurity Becky snorted 9 whole marijuanas and died instantly. Don't be like becky.
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Kyle 'esSOBi' Stone
4 months
@Autistic_Lia Yep. Hyper-vigilence can be a mfer. You notice things way before most people..
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@essobi
Kyle 'esSOBi' Stone
6 years
What's your stormtrooper id? 😂
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Kyle 'esSOBi' Stone
9 months
This guy had me. 😂
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Kyle 'esSOBi' Stone
8 years
#PokemonGo Looks like soft ban is 2 hours for GPS warping. They also troll you throwing more pokemon at you, but you always fail capture.
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Kyle 'esSOBi' Stone
6 years
Whelp. someone has a poc for linux. Welcome to the dumpster fire. #meltdown #spectre
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Kyle 'esSOBi' Stone
2 months
@soulkhan @subverzo Afraid of that which they cannot comprehend. A tale as old as time itself.
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@essobi
Kyle 'esSOBi' Stone
7 years
So I ordered packing peanuts. Apparently, #Amazon thought they might get damaged in shipping. 😂😂😂😂
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Kyle 'esSOBi' Stone
3 years
@ErrataRob
Robert Graham 𝕏
3 years
#hackerproblems How it started: This hotel has a TV with a barcode I can scan to control the TV from my phone??? How's it going: (screenshot edited to remove most of the cookie)
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Kyle 'esSOBi' Stone
7 years
This is why appsec drinks.
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Kyle 'esSOBi' Stone
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Didn't make but LMFAO, that's funny.
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Kyle 'esSOBi' Stone
6 years
LOL. Which one of you asses are putting these all over O'Hare?
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Kyle 'esSOBi' Stone
6 years
lol
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Kyle 'esSOBi' Stone
8 years
I'm scanning 2,800,798,464 routable hosts for telnet... ETA 3 days.. #ScanningSlashZero #FindingMirai
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@essobi
Kyle 'esSOBi' Stone
9 years
Hahahaha *GASP* HAHAHAHa.... care of: @davide_paltri
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@essobi
Kyle 'esSOBi' Stone
3 years
Who’s hiring? Asking for me. 😎
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Kyle 'esSOBi' Stone
3 years
Who’s hiring? Big Data DataSecOps. Splunk, SuperSet, PostgreSQL, Kafka, flink, DDD, carrier-scale, DevOps, SSDLC. Cloud/Grid Compute. 35 years of Unix experience. #infosecjobs RT, plx.
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Kyle 'esSOBi' Stone
6 years
This is what it's like when people ask me how I computer so hard. A lot of screwing up, thinking about about it, and doing it until it's right, for thirty years.
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Kyle 'esSOBi' Stone
7 years
Please send 1 BTC to unlock your door.
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Kyle 'esSOBi' Stone
8 years
I'm kinda at a loss... a pharmacy's prescription machine.... I can't fscking even. No auth. #InternetOfBrokenShit
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Kyle 'esSOBi' Stone
6 years
And I'd have gotten away with it...
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Kyle 'esSOBi' Stone
8 years
Anonymous. Ftp. Access. He got raided for FTP, folks. Fucking FTP.
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Kyle 'esSOBi' Stone
11 years
How to pull a TrueCrypt password out of a Windows memory dump using Python: http://t.co/AhLZWD594g
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Kyle 'esSOBi' Stone
6 years
Planning is invaluable, while plans themselves are nearly worthless...
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@essobi
Kyle 'esSOBi' Stone
3 months
Wanna see something funny? Put GPT-5 in your bio and watch the intrusion attempts from several countries I won't mention come rolling it on yours and all your loved one's accounts. It's awesome. lol
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@essobi
Kyle 'esSOBi' Stone
7 years
I'm back on the job market. If anyone has employment leads, DM me, please.
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Kyle 'esSOBi' Stone
7 years
Trump could build the wall out of Hillary's emails because nobody could get over them. :D :D :D
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Kyle 'esSOBi' Stone
7 years
Holyshit... All androids just got jailbroken.
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Kyle 'esSOBi' Stone
9 years
Windows 8 Kernel memory protection bypass... Giiigity.
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6 years
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6 years
An IoT credit card? Who thought this was a good idea. It's got a cellular antenna. lol
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Kyle 'esSOBi' Stone
7 years
#IAMROOT VNC exploitation. open vnc://root:''@'host
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Kyle 'esSOBi' Stone
6 years
Twitter in a nutshell.
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Kyle 'esSOBi' Stone
7 years
Some days it feels like I’m struggling to make a positive impact in the world around me, then things like this happen:
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Kyle 'esSOBi' Stone
10 months
@TheDukeZip This is why commercial installs are "upside-down". I'd rather have commercial installs.
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Kyle 'esSOBi' Stone
8 years
Fscking scammers are upping their used product sales tactics on Craigslist.. 100% unique photos/emails/message bodies.. Smelled phishy..
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Kyle 'esSOBi' Stone
8 years
Heatmap of machines with default or biased credentials on the Internet. #lelz
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Kyle 'esSOBi' Stone
8 years
You're daily reminder. #TrollingIsAArt 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Kyle 'esSOBi' Stone
8 years
This is why #Infosec can't have nice things. Hackers hacking hacks for hacks.
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Kyle 'esSOBi' Stone
7 years
KRACK is wack kids. Doesn't disclose WIFI password. It doesn't defeat E2E encryption. Position almost the same as attacker on your wire
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Kyle 'esSOBi' Stone
7 years
Hack Harder, motherfuckers.
@xillwillx
ᅟ𝖎𝖑𝖑𝖜𝖎𝖑𝖑
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@sub_space if youre in infosec i dont care if you're white, black, blue, male, female, binary, trans... just do awesome shit
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Kyle 'esSOBi' Stone
8 years
If you think what @rabite did is illegal... Stop using @shodanhq Unauthenticated L7 interaction is not a crime.
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Kyle 'esSOBi' Stone
6 years
Truth in changelogs. It will set you free.
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Kyle 'esSOBi' Stone
9 years
Uhh.. LastPass was breached.. It's getting bad out there folks. Heads down..
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8 years
Polyglot Javascript/JPEGs... Sick work. #AppSec #InternetOfDumpsterFires
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Kyle 'esSOBi' Stone
6 years
Dinner for one...
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Kyle 'esSOBi' Stone
7 years
@mzbat @sehnaoui @HackingDave He started to crack a smile... I saw it.
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Kyle 'esSOBi' Stone
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@mtncreekdawn @AdrianCJax Oh, that’s neat. I thought they all died off.
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Kyle 'esSOBi' Stone
3 years
@ONCDPress Welcome to cyberspace! It’s terrible here. 😂
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Kyle 'esSOBi' Stone
8 years
Did this yesterday... GPS overloading works for warping. #PokemonGo #PokemonGoHacking #AppSec
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Kyle 'esSOBi' Stone
2 years
I'll say it. Failing to include the disabled in your risk model means you are an assh*le. They probably don't put the cart back, either.
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Kyle 'esSOBi' Stone
8 years
"I GIVE ZERO FUCKS AND I GOT 0DAYS" via Teespring RT PLX. $16. 50% of all profits go to cancer charity.. #WWRD
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Kyle 'esSOBi' Stone
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@TracketPacer I nmaped the world’s largest sugar mill offline once. Fun day.
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Kyle 'esSOBi' Stone
6 years
Aaaaaand the homebrew community just landed on the #Nintendo #Switch . Gratz fellas. #Appsec
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hackaday
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Unsigned code running on the Nintendo Switch. #34C3 #CCC
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Kyle 'esSOBi' Stone
7 years
You're a fit for red team. Welcome to the darkside.
@SwiftOnSecurity
SwiftOnSecurity
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AHHRG THEY CAN POST HASHTAG COMMENTS WITH C2 DATA ENCODED INTO FAKE FILE HASH STRINGS AND WHO IS GOING TO FLAG VT TRAFFIC FROM A SANDBOX
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Kyle 'esSOBi' Stone
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'PCAPs or it never happened.' t-shirts tipped open again.. Order while you can.. #lelz
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Kyle 'esSOBi' Stone
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*sigh*. Hackers get more time than the rapists? Who are we scared of as a society and who are we mad at?
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Kyle 'esSOBi' Stone
6 years
Walked k. The bathroom and nearly pissed myself.
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6 years
My inbox be like...
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Kyle 'esSOBi' Stone
3 years
Yes. Yes I would.
@SenatorIvy
Ra's al Dolezal
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Kyle 'esSOBi' Stone
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IT WASNT CANCER. #fsckcancer
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@VicVijayakumar Nothing's a private message when you work for Slack.
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Kyle 'esSOBi' Stone
6 years
Everyone freaking out over Automated Mass Exploiter, forgets I was scanning a single port for banners across /0 in 45 minutes. Like.. Guys. This stuff is already easy.
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Kyle 'esSOBi' Stone
7 years
@SteveD3 @SwiftOnSecurity Freaked me out with context, and I'm from the internet..
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532 minutes out of 5000... 1.2M Telnets open.. 😂 #ScanningSlashZero #FindingMirai
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Kyle 'esSOBi' Stone
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I'm scanning 2,800,798,464 routable hosts for telnet... ETA 3 days.. #ScanningSlashZero #FindingMirai
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Kyle 'esSOBi' Stone
8 years
It just fucking got real, folks. Welcome to "The Internet of Advanced Botnet Toolkits" 🔥🔥🔥
@jedisct1
Frank ⚡
8 years
New IoT DDoS botnet fully supports IPv6, while most security products don’t.
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Kyle 'esSOBi' Stone
7 years
Ayyyye
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