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food critic for Arby’s weekly catalogue
Joined February 2016
I think we’re ready for a new Bishop’s Wife adaptation where she and the angel canonically fuck
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Press X to tell Tilda Swinton that she’s so fucked
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There is (1) city in America where you don't need to own a car, and for some reason thousands of ppl from New Jersey are compelled by God every day drive through it like a race track and whine the entire time about how canal street isn't the autobahn
Ah, nothing quite like the holiday season in NYC. Canal Street is especially lovely this time of year.
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One of my students just submitted a file called “ass.pdf” but it was a perfectly normal response paper
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Daytime napping is associated with a larger total brain volume.
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“tell me i’ll never have to be out there again” is as romantic as the new year’s eve monologue to me
Reiner could’ve shot each call separately and just edited them together but nope. One large room, real phones lines, and captured in one take with about 60 attempts… it’s a symphony. He was such a phenomenal storyteller.
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A trustee’s real estate company is draining @thenewschool university while students and workers bear the consequences.
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RFK Jr.’s Wario be like:
Get your fucking flu shot!!!!!!!!!!!
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In January, a family of four taking the subway into Manhattan will cost $24 round-trip.
.@GovKathyHochul in Queens says she has no plans to raise the congestion pricing base fare for passenger cars from $9 to $15 because it would be a lot for families and small biz. (And she’s up for reelection).
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Gonna show this to my students
Jacob Elordi says he has no tolerance for AI and finds the whole conversation around it “so fucking boring” “I would much rather kiss on the beach, and read a novel, and be sunburnt.” (Source: https://t.co/u4e0PlaIT5)
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is there a brain parasite that has made people think they’re experiencing a human rights violation for theoretically not being allowed to be absolutely disgusting all the time
I won't be wearing a mask, sniffy nose or not.
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I think being rich corrodes people's moral character over time but personally I have so much moral character and am so old that I could totally handle it alright, so someone should give me a million dollars.
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of all the frustrating things about marking ai essays one of the things that annoys me is that (some) students clearly think i'm so dumb that i won't be able to tell they didn't write it
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I love teaching and I will do it for the rest of my life, but my god am I tired of having to do detective work instead of actually helping people learn how to write.
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