canadian’s phone plans either go to signing free agents to the blue jays or making the gay hockey show and i think that’s beautiful

Making something with ai is just having an idea. Thats the easy part. Only people who have never had to execute their ideas think that coming up with a concept is impressive.

I'm starting to see ai as the manifestation of losers' god complex. they want to be able to create things out of thin air because that's all their mediocrity allows them to do, it's so pathetic.

Remember how embarrassing it was to have a bottom locker wtf (why the floor)

AI is kind of like Temu for thinking

“omg their pinned tweet” “click the profile picture” “look at my header” well no. i come here to scroll and feel like shit. and i refuse to play your games

If I say “I’m gonna read this book soon,” please know that “soon” could mean tonight or 2029.

The best thing Pepsi could do right now is make an intricate stop motion ad with miniatures and matte paintings and Sam Elliott narrating.

You're not creating anything with AI, you're exploring an infinite library of other people's works and laying claim to anything you find there because you feel like you put effort into the search.

Life as a Toronto sports victim.

Katabasis (2025)

Lmaoooo (Yes)SAVAGE

Doesn’t matter, keep writing your little substacks that aren’t going to change the world. In the age of AI slop ruining the internet I will never take people writing about their silly little day for granted

men be like yes i hurt you but now you hate me so i am the true victim

I watch the Jays because my husband is a lifelong fan, and I’d like to thank him for that because now I understand all the baseball memes on this cursed app for once.

I made these for our annual cousins Halloween kiddie party. They were too freaked out to eat the finger cookies muahahaha

Dare you enter if

There are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see

I'm somewhat of a cautionary tale myself

We're so close to "let's circle back next year" season I can taste it.