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@ibeonline
laurence
3 years
milf (moment i'd like to forget)
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@ibeonline
laurence
4 months
ur suckin and fuckin, i fuckin suck we're not the same
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@ibeonline
laurence
1 month
got my degree in yearnalism
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@ibeonline
laurence
2 months
(annoyingly) am I annoying?
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@ibeonline
laurence
2 months
bpd (banger posting disorder)
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@ibeonline
laurence
3 years
WAP (women are perfect)
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@ibeonline
laurence
2 years
cdc says to just go up and talk to her and just be yourself
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@ibeonline
laurence
4 months
he hated bowling and i was fucking soup
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@ibeonline
laurence
3 months
in a long distance hypotheticalship
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@ibeonline
laurence
2 years
morbius this, morbius that, i wish we had mor time to b us
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@ibeonline
laurence
2 years
(at the gf store) i need the most unhinged gf you have
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@ibeonline
laurence
3 years
we are the descendants of the impalas they couldn't tame
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@ibeonline
laurence
4 months
He didn't like writing sins And I was a fucking tragedy
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@ibeonline
laurence
1 year
mansplaining how much i love her
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@ibeonline
laurence
19 days
shawdy got ADHD (Angel Descended-from Heaven Disease)
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@ibeonline
laurence
6 months
looks like u were in the top 0.05% of my haters this year congrats
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@ibeonline
laurence
3 years
ppl dont moon each other like they used to
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@ibeonline
laurence
3 years
sorry i liked 1,784 of your tweets im shy
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@ibeonline
laurence
1 month
if i had a gf i would take her for a walk at least twice a day
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@ibeonline
laurence
2 years
honey, i tamed the impalas
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@ibeonline
laurence
2 years
0 likes, 0 rts, 0 replies, I'm doin angel numbers
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@ibeonline
laurence
2 months
labia majora? sorry, I've never been to spain
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@ibeonline
laurence
4 months
(after getting married) soo…what are we??
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@ibeonline
laurence
2 years
put ur pussy on the phone i wanna hear the ocean
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@ibeonline
laurence
2 years
oh to be a crumb in her bed
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@ibeonline
laurence
1 year
call me J the way i C a Penny and put it in my pocket
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@ibeonline
laurence
3 years
ur in her dms im shy
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@ibeonline
laurence
2 years
love language? i sure do
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@ibeonline
laurence
2 years
ass or tits? bro, her homicidal urges
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@ibeonline
laurence
2 years
is this 'elephant' in the room with us right now?
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@ibeonline
laurence
3 years
clit is short for classic literature
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@ibeonline
laurence
2 years
gf who's just horrible, never says anything nice 😍
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@ibeonline
laurence
1 year
idc (stays up all night wondering what i did wrong)
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@ibeonline
laurence
3 years
your honor my client is a water sign
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@ibeonline
laurence
2 years
unpopular opinion but Clifford is too big
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@ibeonline
laurence
2 years
covid 🤝 sex everyones getting it except me
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@ibeonline
laurence
2 years
hey thanks for the rt can i come live with u ?
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@ibeonline
laurence
2 years
my new years resolution is to stop
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@ibeonline
laurence
2 years
i relate to euphoria bc i went to school too
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@ibeonline
laurence
9 months
who's fuck ass bob, babe? is he a guy from work?
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@ibeonline
laurence
9 months
call me jimmy the way i've fallon off
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@ibeonline
laurence
3 years
talking irl is just acoustic twitter
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@ibeonline
laurence
2 years
mike's hard boiled egg
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@ibeonline
laurence
1 year
she seems unhinged and disturbing af (followed!)
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@ibeonline
laurence
1 year
i hope this email torments u
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@ibeonline
laurence
5 months
save me girl who is quite clearly out of my league
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@ibeonline
laurence
2 years
gf who needs a BBL (Big Bowl of Lasagna)
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@ibeonline
laurence
3 years
boob or butt ? bro, her intrusive thoughts
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@ibeonline
laurence
3 years
u tellin me a chick pea in this soup?
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@ibeonline
laurence
3 years
i believe the clitoris finds you
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@ibeonline
laurence
3 years
gm to my 6 followers
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@ibeonline
laurence
2 years
smells like upbestie in here
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@ibeonline
laurence
2 years
how do i make the kanye/pete davidson fued about me
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@ibeonline
laurence
3 years
it was my first rodeo your honor
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@ibeonline
laurence
1 year
my impala? tame. my mouse? modest. my monkeys? arctic
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@ibeonline
laurence
3 years
wtf (women truly fantastic)
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@ibeonline
laurence
2 years
your honor don't be that guy
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@ibeonline
laurence
2 years
what if we kissed, dated and moved in together as a prank
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@ibeonline
laurence
10 months
she was my twitter gf now she's my X gf
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@ibeonline
laurence
2 years
your honor my client aint no hollaback girl
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@ibeonline
laurence
2 years
Raw-dogging, micro-dosing and trauma-dumping
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@ibeonline
laurence
2 years
If I had a gf I would water her and make sure she got enough sunlight
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@ibeonline
laurence
1 year
me trying to get more than 2 likes on a tweet
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1 year
name something harder than this😭
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@ibeonline
laurence
2 years
One follower who likes all my tweets is worth a thousand who never interact
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@ibeonline
laurence
3 years
are you talking to other guys without bed frames yes or no!
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@ibeonline
laurence
2 years
tampon? isn't that in florida?
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@ibeonline
laurence
1 year
are u psychologically tormenting other guys
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@ibeonline
laurence
6 months
ur in her dms, hope all goes well for u
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@ibeonline
laurence
3 years
that wasn't very weed of you
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@ibeonline
laurence
6 months
how can i make today being my birthday about me??🥳🥳
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@ibeonline
laurence
2 years
are u reading other guys birth charts yes or no⁉️
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@ibeonline
laurence
1 year
what an unhinged, emotionally volatile person (clicks follow button)
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@ibeonline
laurence
2 years
just went past the cringe store everyone in there knew you lol
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@ibeonline
laurence
2 years
If ur in her dms and im in her dms then who's driving the car!?!?😬
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@ibeonline
laurence
1 year
idc (cares deeply)
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@ibeonline
laurence
3 years
cow twitter be like 'inside of you are 4 stomachs'
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@ibeonline
laurence
17 days
What's the opposite of a diss track?
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@ibeonline
laurence
1 year
i just want what's best for you (a lobotomy)
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@ibeonline
laurence
1 year
"you'll find someone" bro, i can't even find my glasses
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@ibeonline
laurence
2 years
yeh im into BDSM (Being Dumb Silly Mischievous)
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@ibeonline
laurence
2 years
gm to some not so much to others
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@ibeonline
laurence
2 years
"boobs or butt?" bro, i just wanna hold her hand
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@ibeonline
laurence
2 years
guy who never likes ur tweets but likes stuff u rt
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@ibeonline
laurence
3 years
u mind if … expose my vulnerability which you'll use against me ??
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@ibeonline
laurence
2 years
im twitter sober (getting zero likes)
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@ibeonline
laurence
2 years
wordle this, wordle that, wordle i do without you 🥺
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@ibeonline
laurence
2 years
IBS stands I Boiled Spaghetti
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@ibeonline
laurence
2 years
i be like "i have no words" then go off on a rant
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@ibeonline
laurence
2 months
he died for our sims
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@ibeonline
laurence
2 years
honey, can u stop being unhinged for sec and help w the groceries
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@ibeonline
laurence
3 years
ur in her dms im in her 'muted accounts'
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@ibeonline
laurence
2 years
taking a break from being unhinged to focus on being chaotic
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@ibeonline
laurence
6 months
you can open any number on an advent calendar you want they can't stop you
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@ibeonline
laurence
1 month
no rizz just unconditional love
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@ibeonline
laurence
1 year
u only get several hundred thousand chances w me
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@ibeonline
laurence
2 years
noticed u didnt like my last tweet everything ok?
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@ibeonline
laurence
2 years
all i remember happening this year is a boat getting stuck
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@ibeonline
laurence
1 year
no one asked, your honor
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@ibeonline
laurence
11 months
it should be illegal for men
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