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Vickie Paladino

@dfarecs cafe carl jr

Love takes smiles :) love takes cheers

I’m literally god’s favorite

Your 23-year-old brother who’s just now learning how to cook

topshelf records told me to send them a statement on “i90” but instead i just yelled at congress to please not kill me

I don't care that Alex G announced dates in your city it should've happened to me

Seeing Cameron Winter tonight, no thanks to Israel

I am extremely anxious about where my life is heading, I feel every decision I make is the wrong one. Pastrami sandwich.

it's so weird that the first thing erika kirk did after her husband died was go on tour. girl that's how he got shot

I don’t think Dave Portnoy gets enough hate to be honest.

If porn addiction was real girls would do it. We’d have shirts that say “don’t talk to me till I’ve had my porn” and welcome mats that say “shoes off, porn ON”

Cameron Winter resale tickets are $450+ and it's all Israel's fault

Is there maybe a third option?

Looking for a Cameron Winter ticket for tomorrow. Sexual favors ARE on the table but nothing more than hand stuff

My #DatingWrapped is a premium feature

I would enjoy a Montreal-NYC TGV

@dfarecs Wooden spoon would work wonders on this generation

My company doesn’t have a holiday party but everyone loves to talk about how fun last year’s was. There’s no joke here

The love of my life probably calls them “concerts”