Why are we listening to a 23 year old virgin

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One thing I didn’t expect was how openly whiny and babyish the right wing would become. They’ve always had that streak at heart, of course, but I didn’t expect it to become quite so apparent, quite so soon.

"What's the percentage of kids who make the NBA? (Unless you play for me)? What would be the percentage?" The aside here in what is a good rant is maybe my favorite Calipari flex I've seen in a long while. Extremely funny lmao. https://t.co/UASA4NXfsD

Yes

The implication that “normal people” live in small towns, not the country’s largest metropolitan areas, is what’s really illustrative here

the idea that there’s a surplus of people desperate to move back to their home towns and forced to live in a major city not the other way around is so funny and deluded

why are there never articles about urbanites in slc/raleigh/houston forced to be represented by rural republicans?

staying at ur parents is kinda like if u had an infinite beer glitch but it’s mich ultra

I used to always call my girlfriend “b”, like “hey b” or “thanks b”, and after a year or so she comments how much she likes that I call her that, how cute it is and how it’s short for “baby”. I said no b that is Baltimore slang from the wire it’s short for blood I think sorry b

there’s a new chalamet out that’s supposed to be nuts

‘A Christmas Story’ is a nonlinear experience. You look at the screen and its pole, bully, lamp, Santa. I have no idea how it ends. I think the boy dies.

I know that John Calipari has already found this person‘s home address

Yearly reminder that MLB needs to find a way to capitalize on July 4th the same way the NFL and NBA do Thanksgiving and Christmas

People longingly saying QBs don’t play like Phil Rivers anymore while Dak goes under appreciated and gets over scrutinized because of team success makes no sense

Pope Leo said in a Christmas Eve sermon that the story of Jesus being born in a stable because there was no room at an inn should remind Christians that refusing to help the poor and strangers today is tantamount to rejecting God himself. For @Reuters https://t.co/Z91z9fGMKB

8:30pm at your parent’s house feels like 2am anywhere else

they’re bluffing when they say you can still get knocked off the nice list this late in the game. santa’s been delivering gifts in japan for hours by now; that list is locked, do whatever you want.

These mufuckas don’t even honky tonk no more, they just do Appalachian Drake ballads

Truly wild that two pedophiles were trading letters about how the President of the country is one of them. And that no amount of evidence is going to change the love that his supporters have for him.