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@TsarinaBomba
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7 o’clock that’s prime time
New York, NY
Joined March 2019
What will we do when there is no more shareholder value left to create
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There is so much insane compliance stuff in telecom. 99% of customers want paperless billing and automatic payments, but if your ISP were to configure this by default the government would fine them
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Watching a marathon will have you like hm maybe I should run a marathon
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yeah imagine living among the remnants of a superior civilization
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I’m livin in the future so the present is my past. My presence is a present kiss my ass
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Just remembered a minor faux pas I committed three years ago fuck my life I hate myself
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This was probably a 95th percentile run for me. The weather was perfect and I felt amazing the whole time and when I looked at my phone at the end I was surprised to see I’d been going at a pretty good clip. Type shit I guess
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You will never catch me beefing w one of my boys. Talking shit about them behind their back? Sure. Being passive aggressive in group chats? You betcha. Intentionally excluding them from things? From time to time of course. But never beefing. It’s simply unbecoming of a man
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When we finally destroy the planet and god comes down to judge us I feel like he’ll understand for the most part but there will definitely be a few things that piss him off like e.g., heated dry cycles on dishwashers. Just open the door and leave it for a couple hours cmon
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Close your eyes and imagine, feel the magic Vegas on acid, seen through Yves St. Laurent glasses
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