Zoom Cat Filter Video is flawless. Makes it all worth it. The internet, everything. Just a guy at the absolute end of his rope saying “I- I’m not a cat.” It's all worth it. I feel alive.
As an alpha male, I rebuke rollercoasters. I will not be jostled and flown along a silly track according to another man's engineering. Flipping around some pervert's dream. And what if I squeal??
The oldest squirrel live to 23. So there could be a squirrel out there that remembers 9/11 and perhaps even saw She's All That in theaters. Pretty cool.
Tip: If you're in a restaurant, the bathroom is in the back. Just walk towards the back and you'll see it. It's always there. They're not gonna put it in the front, won't be in the middle. No need to ask anyone- the bathroom is in the back.
idk if this type of talk is allowed on this platform anymore but... como se dice... ahh... um... someone kill me so i can be reincarnated as her bicycle seat
incredibly specific;
but google images that say they're Transparent and have the checkerboard background but ARENT transparent and are just a fucking jpeg w a check bg??
FUCK OFF!
Hey guys, the coffee shop RULE is that you BUY YOUR COFFEE, THEN FIND A PLACE TO SIT.
If you walk in and toss your stuff to dibs a spot first, you are a scumbag and your script sucks. You write stupidly. Your characters say shit like “anyway” to begin a sentence. Fuck off hack.
When I was 13 me and my friend Ryan jumped his parents car over a mulch pile. It went perfect. The car got air. No damage. As if God said “aight fuck it let it rip just this one time” and let us have it.
For like 20 years I've had a song from Rugrats stuck in my head. No matter what, it's there. When times are good, when times are bad, all the time it's "Cynthia she's a really cool dancer, Cynthia boogie to the groove now"
My mom was looking for a belt so in a store I leaned over and said “Psst they have belts” but it wasn’t my mom so some lady was let in on a belt secret by a strange boy