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I place ones and zeros in beautiful patterns. Part-time dragon tamer. Interested in all things web, information security, and frivolous words. 0x

Stockholm, Sweden
Joined May 2008
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RT @probablyalissa: “kill them with kindness” wrong. crow attack.🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛….
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RT @sixfootcandy: I enjoy holding the door open for people who are far away so they feel like they have to run a little.
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RT @beastsofyore: From 1863 the London Underground used the large Talpidae family of mole to transport people around the city. Although the….
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RT @clichedout: flight attendant: is there a doctor on board . me: i have a PhD in math. flight attendant: this man is dying. me: minus one.
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RT @Chhapiness: I used to be the coolest kid in the 90s with a Windows 3.1 desktop. Now I have people on the train telling me that my phone….
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RT @StephenBaeFleek: I just ate a kid's meal at McDonald's. His mom tried to stop me but I'm too fast.
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RT @BobGolen: I can't remember names. It's my Apollo's heel.
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RT @gbergan: I went to an Irish bar once, and when I turned around everyone was gone.
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RT @sixfootcandy: Establish dominance at your wedding by saying “You’ll do” instead of “I do.”.
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RT @OpenAirPix: Me: How much for the danger noodle?. Pet store manager: Ma’am that’s a snake.
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RT @BobGolen: Don't trust anyone taking notes on graph paper. They're probably plotting something.
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RT @deloisivete: How to kidnap me
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RT @MadHatterMommy: Is Mark short for something like Markathon?.
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RT @Scorpio1080: Back in my day, it was a game of dodge ball where you found out who didn't like you.
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RT @BobGolen: I've learned that with great power comes great utility bill.
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RT @_hood_mona_lisa: How many eggs do I need to dye this weekend to be absolved from my sins/war crimes.
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RT @benedictsred: Me, first day as a paramedic: …I think he’s dea…Hey! Welcome back, champ!.
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