Whenever there's a baby delivered in a TV show, moms are required to say, "That's not a newborn.".

Oh snap! Why didn’t anyone tell me we have a Nazi dog?

RT @terrip38: The car dealership’s giant monitor where they post customer names and repair statuses feels like a HIPAA violation.

RT @teameffujoe: Sorry but @GovPritzker and @harryjsisson can sit all the way the fuck down.

Chick-fil-A, gun control, now Sydney Sweeney and American Eagle. Will Democrats never learn that the best way to boost sales for their intended target is to come out against it?.

RT @thestustustudio: 🚨 “Zohran is literally attempting to do what conservatives say we want to do, which is provide gender affirming care t….

RT @chemaholic: @TheMaineWonk The median home value in 1970 adjusted for inflation was $209k. The median price today is $420k. Average home….

Irony is your wife saying there are dead insects in your cereal while she's eating yogurt that "contains live and active cultures.".

How lazy have we become?

Just learned of a relaxation technique called breathwork, and now I'm stressed out that I could be breathing better.

RT @iowahawkblog: I’ll never turn pro, I’m in it for the love of the game.

RT @gypsynurse14: 97% of people are stupid….Thank God I’m in the other 5%.

Hot take: Equal pay for the WNBA would be the participation trophy of professional sports.

RT @terrip38: It's a pretty good crowd for a Saturday begs the question do they have a really rockin’ ladies’ night during the week?.

RT @jason_howerton: Imagine being an employee at a company that has NEVER turned a profit and showing up to work in these shirts. https://t….

RT @ClownWorld_: 🤣🤣

Reading all these posts from people about their pets crossing over the rainbow bridge, and I didn't even realize they were gay.

If you can't cheat on your wife and kids in front of a sold-out stadium of witnesses, pray tell, where can you cheat on her these days?.

Media 2025: Trump has cankles. He's unfit for office. Media 2024: Biden is fine.

RT @MichelleMaxwell: WE HAVE A PROBLEM: This is a well written and thought out article written by a 26 yr old college student by the name o….