Drunk Corps Int.
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An inebriated curmudgeon's take on all things DCI.
Joined April 2014
fyi set up shop on the Other App https://t.co/QGrHDgJ14e
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mock-ups that i just spent an hour working on
i think i need a patch that says “mommy’s favorite squad level support gunner”
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Everyone's gooning and mogging and looksmaxxing except Buster
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I don’t know what any of that means
BREAKING — Guy Fieri was spotted on his way to flavormogg the competition. He’s dinermaxxing
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this type of film dude. it has a dream-like quality and yet feels more authentic and real than any modern camera. it's so good
i found this guy on youtube who films his cats with a 1999 sony camcorder and it's the most calming and soothing thing i've ever seen
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This was the Rubio State Department’s response to an op-ed written in an American student newspaper
The sentencing of Jimmy Lai in Hong Kong is an unjust and tragic conclusion to this case. We urge the authorities to grant Mr. Lai humanitarian parole.
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[Commercial for a company that’s making Arab-detecting tech for the IDF] We are the problem solvers. The work-all-nighters. The no-days-off-ers. And yeah, occasionally? The last-slice-of-pizza-eaters 😝
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“I am from Taiwan,” he said….. a) neutrally b) communistically c) Kai-shekily
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The opening lyrics to this song are “I just wanna catch my fish, drive my truck, drink my beer. Not wake up to all this stuff I don't wanna hear”, I am not making this up
xQc reacts to the Turning Point USA Halftime show that had 5M viewers but the chat wasn't moving 😭 https://t.co/QI2bojKbFb
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Rarely do I find myself complaining that reporting has been *too* thorough but here we are
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Estate sale I went to in Grosse Pointe had a surprise squash court in the basement
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mcdonalds to pause new hamburger production to concentrate on hurling cows into the ocean
BREAKING: Nvidia will pause new gaming GPU releases in 2026 due to a global memory chip shortage.
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these people are not smarter than you and they don’t work any harder than you do. they just get lucky and have cash to spare.
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If I was doing the ski biathlon I would simply establish a healthy lead, pick a high point with good visibility on the track and 'dig in'. From this position I would use my rifle to eliminate the other competitors as they approach.
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translated from a Spanish paper: “Epstein wasn't selling girls' bodies, he was selling the experience of impunity. The end product was not the sexual act, but the assurance that there would be no consequences.”
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For those mad that Bad Bunny will performing mostly Spanish at halftime and won’t understand, we’ve been listening to Pearl Jam for years and still don’t know what Eddie Vedder is saying
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candace owens a few months ago: they killed my friend charlie kirk. candace owens now: charlie was very well known in the astral plane. he was a wizard and he loved me.
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