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FKA @ruin2morrowJr. I’m all about sarcasm, whiskey, pizza & mozzarella sticks. Love baseball & like 3-4 people.

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@JoeTheCynic
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If you think my tweets are dumb, u should see my life decisions
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This kidnapping story is really odd
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Yeah drop $10k to watch the first half of a game. Sounds legit
@rawsalerts
R A W S A L E R T S
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🚨#BREAKING: There are reports of a large walkouts being planned during Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl 60 halftime performance. This comes amid growing political backlash and alternative programming tied to his upcoming show
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When did Delaware have a red license plate?
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Wouldn’t be surprised if Aaron Rodgers’s “wife” suddenly goes missing too
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Figured it was going to be either 2 excuses for that post. Either his account was hacked or a staffer had access and posted. Finally was deleted and that “staffer” should be made public and terminated to never get a job in public service again
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For those mad that Bad Bunny will performing mostly Spanish at halftime and won’t understand, we’ve been listening to Pearl Jam for years and still don’t know what Eddie Vedder is saying
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Been doing the work of 2 people for the last year while keeping up and surpassing numbers of the other shift. Found out today that I’ll be getting properly compensated for it
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Well this didn’t last long. Congrats on getting under the cap
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Sixers are starting to make me believe in them and I’m disliking them more
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33° today feels like a nice fall afternoon
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@JoeTheCynic
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Will they give him a blue tent as a parting gift?
@_TheEagleTimes
The Eagle Times
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🚨 Landon Dickerson is considering retirement
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The irony of this is hilarious
@WallStreetMav
Wall Street Mav
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Open borders Democrats in Minneapolis unironically created a border wall with a checkpoint. “We are literally creating a place where we know who’s coming and going.” 🤡 https://t.co/UKZuNjNNVs
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Embiid with 23 and hasn’t attempted a 3.
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I wish more so called media members would be willing to engage after a respectful response to them being a fluffer/ PR mouthpiece for the org they desperately want to be a part of
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I guess those 3 Super Bowl rings help daddy with 5 DUIs
@TMZ
TMZ
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Patrick Mahomes Sr. was thrown in jail this week and now he's staring down the possibility of up to 10 years in prison. Details: https://t.co/xcLw5AyrKu
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@eaglesfilmstudy
The Tape Don’t Lie📽️
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Being a Eagles Flyers Phillies 76ers fan in 2026
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@JoeTheCynic
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Ever read a coworker’s long rant and lose focus on the topic because you’re noticing tons of misspellings
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Had the asthmatic, heavy breathing GM spoke about how the Sixers improved at the deadline ?
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Marcus Hayes should ask Embiid’s thoughts on the Sixers following the trade deadline
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I guess Morey is “content” also
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Do listeners really enjoy when hosts go to Media Row for the Super Bowl?
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