Drew Hoolhorst
@drewber
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creative director and word writer. a decidedly okayish dad. I have a black belt in feelings. horrified I'm using effect/affect wrong on a daily basis.
San Francisco, CA
Joined April 2008
just heard someone say “they’re not symptoms of depression, they’re blues clues” and that’s how i’m going to explain being sad forever now.
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i am NOT a pedophile, and all the proof is right here in my I’m Not A Pedophile document. unfortunately i had to redact all of it but you can use your imagination.
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hey you sounded slightly different today does that mean you hate me and want me to die
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"I just find it funny you were "dead" for a weekend" - Jesus girlfriend
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when harry met sally is one of the few romcoms that’s truly curious about its protagonists — and about people — and that’s why it’ll always be one of the best.
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Trump hung up on a ProPublica reporter after being asked whether his Florida mortgages were similar to those of others he had accused of fraud. https://t.co/AcAyE3djda\
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some days you just have to laugh at how unbelievably stupid everything is
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It bothers me an irrational amount that the word coyote is spelled coyote because that doesn’t look like how you say the word coyote.
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right wing dudes not being able to get laid became a problem for everyone and now we’re all going to die
Meet Michelle she is stored on a server in Iowa. (Made by my buddy Jeff Dotson)
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Zohran might not be a true leftist because everyone actually likes him
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the most canadian tweet ever doesn’t exis…
A 36-year-old man in Hamilton, Ontario, stole a city bus and then proceeded to... just drive the regular route, picking up and dropping off passengers. He even denied someone entry for having an expired pass.
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Cassidy: "By giving the patient the money herself, she becomes a wiser consumer. If she goes and gets 2 types of shampoo and one is a dollar cheaper, she'll get the cheaper one and the other one lowers their price. One you give her the power of making the decision, she's gonna
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I cannot believe I get to watch him play for my basketball team. he is just the absolute f*cking best, man.
Steph telling the San Antonio crowd to get louder during his game winning free throw 😂😂😂
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Tonight seems to be a strong rebuke of the Republican Party’s “make shit as bad as possible as quickly as possible” strategy
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