crazy how trauma isn’t your fault but it’s your responsibility to heal

Getting a random paragraph from your man talking about how much he loves & appreciate you 🥹❤️

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Outgrew that “two can play this game” mentality... you can have it

I have more conversations in my head than I do in real life

Nobody declines a call faster than a 3 year old watching YouTube

Disagreements are fine. Disrespect is not. Distance is fine. Disloyalty is not.

it’s always “you got hoes” what if the hoes got me bitch i’m the victim

lmfaooo my lil cousin 14 & got caught having sēx. She told my auntie, "if you wanted me to be a virgin so bad, you should have named me Mary" 😂😂😂😂 gang I'm planning her funeral rn

"ur so quiet" bruh y'all don't even listen to me

*gets hit by a car* passerby: "ARE YOU OKAY!?!" me: "please... I need my... phone" *opens the group chat* me typing: "LMFAOOOOO YALL GUESS WHAT"

"because i don't want to" is an extremely valid reason

not being born into a rich family was my first financial mistake. it's been downhill since

the sibling urge to say "look that's your real family" when driving past cows

I ain't forcing shit no more, ima tell you one time how i feel, fix it or get away from me simple as that.

my ex taught me to always live a double life just in case

A horse that has mastered a unique running style and is galloping at full speed.

Now she talm bout she wants 50% for finding me "clients" 💀😭

My grandma going around telling people i fix phones just cuz i took her phone off silent 😭😭

my wedding cake gonna be an edible and im not warning anybody