@TonyDowson5 In my view, nobody should be allowed to be Prime Minister unless they have failed in all business vemtures and spent at least ten years on benefits. All this business of being governed by competent people is just snobbery and privilege.

@Haitch7 @robinmckelvie Education does not a sensible person make. Look at Jolyon Maugham 🤷‍♀️

There are many beautiful court buildings. And there's Crewe. Distinct "People's Court for District 17" vibes. Fortunately, despite my dishevelled arrival, another non-molestation order granted to protect my client from domestic violence from her abusive ex-partner.

@leeskeet

Hristos a înviat! Paște fericit!

As law it is right that laws must be applied consistently So if one cake is illegal - all cake (in identical/similar circumstances) is illegal This is why law can't do politics - there is no option to just use it against the people you don't like

Breaking into an opposition Party's offices to bug them and steal an election is precisely the same as being given a cake by people you work with. I am very smart.

Chloe Thompson, 42, was caught rubbing herself on a public wheelie bin before using a sex toy on herself in an alley in Middlesbrough, Teesside, on August 13 last year.

This is one of the greatest videos the internet has ever seen.

So it turns out that voting for a Labour local councillor, VAT will be abolished! 🤔🤔🤔

There seems to be a big correlation between NIMBYISM and being v pro free movement. Huge numbers of people moving to this country is good. So long as they don’t live near me. In fact, younger generations can pick up the pieces by living in a pen - so that I can have my Pret.

The Tánaiste Leo Varadkar has indicated a VAT cut on energy is no longer on the table. In the Dáil he told Sinn Féin a cut "is not possible" following discussions with the European Commission. @rtenews

So @AndyBurnhamGM finally admits that Bus Franchising will actually make services worse. (Though the franchising business case always expected a decline in passengers). At least Council Tax is only going up by 13% to pay for it, with £95m from government!

Look, we Joylonarians really have had quite enough of The constant use of the sobriquet ‘fox clubber’. The fox was only technically clubbed. At every substantive level it was asked politely to stop attacking his chickens.

'Astonishing' that these two Ukrainian women living under constant shelling blame their own president, Volodymyr Zelensky, not Putin, for their suffering. Lucky that BBC reporter Jonathan Beale was there to dispel the 'Russian disinformation' https://t.co/1OvmrKrAwr

@kroquegg_overon @Frances_Coppola Little Red Riding Hood is prima facia evidence that humans can’t tell their own grandmothers from a wolf wearing a shawl.

@UKLabour While in Manchester Burnham is damaged goods after Being mauled by 85000 people against a tax that you pay and the air is clean 😂😂😂

Gutted!