@MForstater Stop smiling and having fun insurgent Tervians! This is your last chance to submit to our editorial control.

Just twatted a vole to death with a croquet mallet wearing my wife's merkin.

Members of Sex Matters advisory group have provided commentary to the media without referring to their direct involvement in the organisation. I’m fuming. Absolutely livid.

Paragraph 4 does not follow from paragraph 3. It does not.

Look, we Joylonarians really have had quite enough of The constant use of the sobriquet ‘fox clubber’. The fox was only technically clubbed. At every substantive level it was asked politely to stop attacking his chickens.

Members, this is our new mantra, Jo will want us to disseminate this broadly. The most evangelical of you may be invited to dine at his hallowed table. Good luck and may Jo be with you.

🚨“If you've got one shred of compassion for all those families who sacrificed so much, who lost so much, you’ll go”🚨

of a guy who knows the unfortunate fire at a storage unit facility will take care of the corpse he’s been storing there. #conversiontherapy 2/2

This proposed bill on conversion therapy cleverly and wisely conflates sexual orientation therapy and gender identity therapy. You should in no way be reminded of @MarinaHyde’s famous observation that this is like the sweaty gratitude…1/2

Our ideology shows no mercy to such trivial sentiment. For we are the Elect!

Naomi Cunningham being allowed to join the debate is like a streaker being allowed to open the batting

We would much rather see you on our side than scattered into.. atoms.

Members, we are delighted to announce our new gift matching program. The club will match your donation up to £100 to a charity of your choice (as long as it is Mermaids)

Please gather for the feast in the masters’ chambers. We will be dining on surf and TERF. Bring steely knives.