Jay Light
@DietJay
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comedian and fucked up game show host @wronggameshow show dates at the link ⤵️
Los Angeles
Joined October 2007
We jingled all the way through our last @wronggameshow with the amazing @billymyersIII @danielvankirk and @MaddiMays. Missed it? Don’t worry, it’s out wherever you get podcasts now (and on YouTube soon!). Give your ears the gift of WRONG! https://t.co/OrGNUQAkCE
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I kinda love that Madigan won for such a fun role. She gets a very meaty dramatic scene, but she mostly gets to be a goofy little hag, it’s a delightful character performance. This is the sorta thing the Best Supporting should go to more often
is Amy Madigan the first person to win an Oscar for a performance where the character's first appearance is a legit jumpscare
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Kash Patel is already UFC trained, he's an Ultimate Fucking Chode
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"I’m thrilled to announce this historic seminar between the FBI and the UFC at Quantico," said the FBI director in a statement released by the UFC.
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what’s the best tweet of all time?
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Well this is fine and all but wouldn't you rather have an AI generated video of Iron Man at Dunder Mifflin.
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seems my ex-wife has child custodymogged me due to my neglectmaxxing
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Hollywood is COOKED I made this $50,000,000 movie for free using AI
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Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Experiences Real Human Emotions And Has The Capacity To Both Love And Be Loved
Boxer and influencer Jake Paul couldn’t contain his emotions as his fiancée, Jutta Leerdam, won the gold in the women’s 1,000m long track speed skating competition at the 2026 Milan Cortina Winter Olympics on Monday. 🏅 📸: AP; Getty
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"Duhh I couldn't understand any of Bad Bunny's lyrics" Oh well did U consider that music begins where the possibilities of language end? Dumb ass. To which speech can give no utterance? 😂 And it clothes experience with a power words cannot impart? 😭 Dumb ass 🫵
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Don’t pay attention to this: all kitchen outcomes are completely random. People who “know how to cook” are just unnaturally lucky or have the resources to try 5 or 6 things at once, while only serving you the success stories. It’s impossible to “learn”
If you're looking to start cooking for yourself and others, I recommend this book as a good place to begin
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me hearing someone call cumin and gochujang "cosmopolitan chungus millennial" ingredients
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your first draft isn't perfect? what? that's weird. i've never heard of that happening before. maybe you should give up
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Shohei Ohtani (.282): “Greatest of all time” “no one like him” “Best to ever do it” Punxsutaweny Phil (.390): “Fraud” “Washed” “No believes him anyways”
Punxsutawney Phil & his ancestors have an accuracy rate of 39% going back to 1887.
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Catherine’s knowledge of humanity was always at the center of her comedy, no matter how absurd the character or loopy the material. She could play heartless because she was warm, brainless because she was brilliant, careless because she truly cared. Everyone loved her and
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The onion scrubbed this from their site you're welcome
Weather Forecast: An impending blackout gives NYC's working class a chance to rise up against their wealthy oppressors http://t.co/6LwUhcuQ
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Still think AI is "just slop"?
The Cactus uses the smallest drop of water efficiently in order to survive the heat.
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When things are feeling really bad I watch this video. I believe it is the most important video on the internet.
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