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Joined December 2018
only the best, most succulent writing tips. also available on:. tumblr: bluesky:
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writing is kinda like writing, in that you write.
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if you don't explicitly tell readers your characters aren't muppets, how will they know for sure.
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the best way to receive negative feedback is to say, "that was intentional, actually".
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you're not allowed to write today. it's illegal. save it for the purge, sicko.
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have you considered writing "boots" by rudyard kipling.
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sometimes, you just gotta set it free (throw your laptop out the window).
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draft zero? more like draft HERO am i right ladies.
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if you're stuck on a chapter, just fix it or write through the pain! except if you're me, in which case it's totally okay to just sit around watching game changer and not work on the chapter.
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sometimes when you think you FINALLY got the opening of the chapter right, it's still wrong. like now, for example.
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don't worry about the quality of your first draft! what you really need to worry about is that weird smell coming from under the sink.
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if you meet a writer with a similar idea to yours, fight them to the death. the winner gets to keep the idea (and also stay alive).
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if you want to write a book, you can just do that. no one is stopping you.
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stop it stop it stop it STOP IT.
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worried your book is too dark? throw in a knock-knock joke every five pages to level it out.
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if you can't find time to write, just use The Amulet™️ to steal other writers' time.
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writing is easy. see, i did it right there. and again. and again. i can just keep going. wow.
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cut chapter one. chapter two is your first chapter now. hmm. actually, no, put chapter one back. well. okay, no, i was right first time, chapter two should be your first chapter. wait, actually,.
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what is stopping giant eagles from picking up your protagonist and putting them exactly where they need to be?.
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it's too hot for me to come up with a writing tip today.
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the first rule of write club is you need to talk about write club literally all the time.
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