Bitches Be Knowing Everything Until You Ask Them What’s That Smell

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat.

i believe in re-reading and re-watching your favourite books & movies at different stages of your life.the plot never changes, but your perspective does.

Statistically speaking, it’s quite difficult - nearly impossible to ever discover your true favourite film. Your current favourite film is merely the best you can do.

it’s so scary when ur friends with someone and then suddenly they say some weird shit you disagree with entirely and you have to figure out what to do. like. oh damn it now i have to deal with this situation. why couldn’t you just be normal and cool like me

i don’t have a type but i do have a pattern

mi tink me gwaan reap what mi sow

Me on FaceTime looking at myself & not listening

the fastest way to attract what’s meant for you is to express yourself so honestly that everything misaligned falls away on its own.

I swear it’s her birthday every three months

maybe I burned myself out or something because I really don’t gaf

i take my role as the main character very seriously

Me when I accidentally press a song instead of adding it to the queue I’ve been lining up for the past 20 mins...

Archeologists digging up Miami in 1,000 years

It’s been 4 months and I’m still laughing

you ever read a take so stupid you put your phone down and rant at the wall like a schizophrenic jimmy fallon for about 15 minutes

This is so cool and informative. It’s been a while since I’ve tested how fast I can read.

sometimes i struggle to adjust to civilian life after coming home from the movies

instagram be playing audio from a video i watched last week

Why is every food and drink place trying to push protein-infused shit on us soooooo hard