My professor said there’s no phones allowed during class and the girl next to me whispered “ last time i checked she ain’t the one who paid for this class so ima do me” lmao bruh.

It’s like nobody wants to drink 4 margs and a buzzball on a Monday night and that’s the problem

How it feels asking someone if they want to drink during the weekday

Pregnancy. I knew it.

Going to oomfs house rn after getting someone’s son pregnant trying to pretend like nothing happened .

Having to do a job you applied and got hired for oh I’m throwing up

Yeah it’s Monday but it’s also #MargaritaMonday

Follow so we can be moots and crashout together

Follow and we can be moots <3

Sent a funny meme on email to my team and nobody reacted to it or replied

Good morning everyone

Mercury Gatorade kinda kicking my ass rn

Just remembered I’m an adult and it really does depend all on me

Babe those are my oomfs please don’t let them tear us apart.

Follow so we can be oomfs and get a Celsius together

Noo now you guys think I’m an actual alcoholic

Love u guys don’t forget to drunk text/call ur ex

Getting Denny’s with oomf pregnancy craving satisfied