@neilgibbons My birthday present to you is that Sue Cook was, genuinely, booked on 'House Of Games' last week but, well, guess what?

⁦@FootballCliches⁩ Wrexham corner quadrants have a very non-regulation feel

This is Brexit

If Lionel Messi was a truck driver. 🚚😂😂

This lad goes to a £20 per head buffet and has to pay £25

Message to Tory MPs. This is who you're voting on.

Keir Starmer plays Mario Kart as Mario

Happy St Patrick’s Day #AccidentalPartridge

¿Hablemos de golazos? El TELEDIRIGIDO de Miguel Ramírez a Everton, soñado. Sobran las palabras

put your hands up for detroit

Shaft!

Fancy turning up to your wedding in ya work gear

We're proud of the lifesaving work our volunteers do in the Channel – we make no apology for it. Those we rescue are vulnerable people in danger & distress. Each of them is someone’s father, mother, son or daughter - every life is precious. This is why we launch:

Rashford is our most effective politician. The government will aim for the target he has placed on his own back, writes @tickerscricket... https://t.co/EA5h6jI6M5

📣 For Immediate Release Historic Moment for Lacrosse International Olympic Committee Grants Full Recognition to World Lacrosse during the 138th IOC Session in Tokyo ahead of the upcoming Olympic Games... @iocmedia Read more:

You don’t get to stoke the fire at the beginning of the tournament by labelling our anti-racism message as ‘Gesture Politics’ & then pretend to be disgusted when the very thing we’re campaigning against, happens.

Emma Hayes: “Croatia’s switch to a high-press, engaging further up the pitch, created the opening for Spain’s second goal by exposing a double-up on their LB”. Danny Murphy: “That Azpilicueta looks like a good player.”

FOOL people into believing it’s autumn by emptying a bag of apples next to a tree @TwopTwips

At Lobby briefing, Boris Johnson’s spokesman justifies voter ID plans by comparing it to using photo ID to "take out a library book" or "pick up a parcel." Neither of these things requires photo ID.