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Don't forget to paint over the murals

In the 1987 Bond film 'Robocop', Bond is working undercover in the Detroit police when he is shot dead. He is then rebuilt by Q as a cyborg, meaning we've established the character of 007 is able to withstand fatal injuries and return to work. It's really not that difficult.

Aha! The comedy writers Rob and Neil Gibbons on being born one minute apart, never falling out and having your scripts torn apart by a national institution

Andrew will still receive a pension from the Royal Navy but it will now just be called the Navy or Mr Navy

Weird that Andrew, who is a prince, isn't allowed to call himself Prince Andrew. But the king, who isn't a prince, is still Prince Charles

All charges have been dropped against Kneecap’s Mo Chara. I strongly welcome this decision. These charges were part of a calculated attempt to silence those who stand up and speak out against the Israeli genocide in Gaza. Kneecap have used their platform on stages across the

This is me, making notes at the site of POW Camp 65 Gravina in Puglia. A deserted place of wartime ghosts and memories, it’s brought back to life in my new book, The Glass Mountain, which is out this week: https://t.co/IyrsEkcJx4

Nothing new obv but the sunday times comment pages are an absolute bin fire

How are you? It's Alan (Partridge)

I mean, you can see what happened just from the headline

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Netanyahu: ‘These So-Called Genocide Experts Have Probably Never Committed A Genocide In Their Lives’

Roommate: Hello. Robinson: Hello. Roommate: Tell me, what your reasons/motives for committing the murder? Robinson: My reasons/motives for committing the murder were as follows:

I see you're drinking 1 percent. Does that mean you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.

The entire vibe of the Laura Kuenssberg show is 'don't worry, we know you don't want to see aggro on a Sunday' which is the exact opposite of what you want from it

Mason is fascinated by politics as theatre and drama. He would report the rise of a dictator just as breathlessly. His growing ambition .. the vibe of insurgency etc etc. but the menace? Above his pay grade

This is like the fire drill bit from Fawlty Towers. 'This is the alarm, the other was a drill' 'What drill? We didn't hear a drill'

This is just embarrassing. This is a performance. Everybody knows it. It screams inauthenticity, imitation, and trying to say things they think a certain type of voter wants to hear. Which is what it is. It won’t win anyone over, and it just makes voters respect them less.

At 16 I was offered a place on a crack commando unit which had been sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. They'd escaped from a max. security stockade and still wanted by the govt survived as soldiers of fortune. But in the end I stayed on at 6th form