Neil Gibbons
@neilgibbons
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Writer of comedy. Mainly Alan Partridge, let's face it.
Joined April 2009
Tfw you've carried a Ming vase across a polished floor but now you're still holding the vase and you can't do anything with your hands because you're holding a vase in them and the vase has lost any ornamental, functional or financial value because you're just holding it.
The suffering and starvation unfolding in Gaza is unspeakable and indefensible.
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RT @MichaelRosenYes: Israel’s pauses’ in fighting is as nearest to an admission of guilt as you can get! ‘We WERE starving the population,….
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Thank god for this, after an absolutely wild week where the commentariat, some of whom can be alright, have completely their lost their baps over the bbc Glastonbury thing and are now straight up gaslighting you as to what constitutes terrorism and antisemitism.
I wrote about the Vylanising of the Gaza discourse, and what happens if you keep telling people things they can see aren’t true.
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One thing that makes me doubt this leaked set list is that no one - not even the most devoted Oasis fan - has ever said 'you know what song I want to hear now? Hello'
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RT @JohnSimpsonNews: The Guardian reports that Israel hit the Al-Baqa coffee-house in Gaza on Monday with a 500-lb US-made MK-82 bomb, kill….
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RT @lacescael: Starmer's 4-point PIP means that someone who can't wash their own hair, private parts, legs and feet, and needs assistance t….
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Tbf he kept on rocking in the free world for a long time there.
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RT @NesrineMalik: Ah, the time of yeeting a PM at the public and shouting down anyone who questions their quality is over. And also it neve….
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"Hello Glastonbury! This is Maggie May in honour of Maggie Thatcher and Theresa May".
Rod Stewart tells people to ‘give Farage a chance’
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Me fail English? That's unpossible.
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RT @AdamBienkov: 🔴The Right Kind of Bias. How the BBC’s decision to pull a documentary about Israeli war crimes in Gaza shows how its enfor….
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The BBC’s decision to pull a documentary about Israeli war crimes in Gaza shows how its enforcement of 'impartiality' almost always benefits just one side
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Yeah, you need balance. On the one hand there's the WHO, Médecins Sans Frontières, the UN, Amnesty, Save the Children, International Federation of Red Cross and Red Crescent Societies and Human Rights Watch. But on the other you've got the IDF. Soooo. 🤷🏻♂️.
BBC Drops 'Gaza: Doctors Under Attack' Film As Producer Brands Director General A "PR Person"
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So close! He's the actually The Rock.
Darren Aronofsky Circling A24 Film 'Breakthrough' Co-Starring Dwayne Johnson--The Dish
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Who blinks this much?.
Gerry Adams. Shamima Begum. Osama bin Laden’s right-hand man. Lord Hermer has spent much of his life defending those who hate Britain. Why on earth did Starmer hand-pick him to be Attorney General?
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"Go fuck yourself," she quips.
Catherine, Princess of Wales has a charming answer for everything, even when being mistaken for her husband’s assistant.
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IMO a better framing would be 'Don't worry, you've still got your Brexit, you stupid fucking pricks'
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RT @SpiritofLenin: The first 18 pages the age is listed as 0.The first 18 pages the age is listed as 0.The first 18 pages the age is listed….
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The Big Brave Boy discourse around this film is relentless.
Tom Cruise says he could not see during the "Mission: Impossible – The Final Reckoning" underwater sequence because of the intense lighting: . "A lot of times I cannot see because of the reflection of the light. So, I would go in, kind of blind, spend a lot of time on the set
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