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Four Marks, England
Joined January 2009
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Dann013
2 months
Thank you to the @hornesection for the beautiful prize of some peas. The Horne Section at The Anvil was an amazing show and winning an actual @taskmaster task was a dream come true.
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Dann013
3 months
' Look out everyone it's Jaws, we are now going to require a larger Jaws catching vessel'.
@DyerbolicalDB
Dyerbolical (☥𝐃𝐁)
3 months
Horror Challenge!. Quote it if you know it.
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4 months
Take that Billionaires (the irony of sharing this on X is not lost on me) @blackmirror @charltonbrooker 🥚 🍎 ❤️ #thronglets
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4 months
DEFINITELY a knob gag.
@RealTimVine
Tim Vine
4 months
I’m holding up a strudel. #altitudecomedyfestival2025
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Dann013
4 months
This is a knob gag.
@caoimhinof
Kevin
4 months
This Mother’s Day I’m thinking about all the new dads who didn’t realise their partner was expecting them to buy a gift “from the baby”.
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Dann013
4 months
Is this a Knob gag?.
@shitbritishpics
Great British Getty Images
4 months
A woman smokes a cigarette outside the Primark store in Liverpool city centre (2015)
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Dann013
4 months
Are you supposed to use bins for things other than throwing rubbish away?
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4 months
RT @JamieHComedy: “Now cheat on your wife with a teenager”
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5 months
Let's start a petition to change the name of the Minute Mart in EastEnders to the Minute Martin. (Fowler) #EastEnders #MartinFowler.
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5 months
Alan Sugar's 'famous pen' will be eventually getting its own spin off Disney plus series #TheApprentice @Lord_Sugar.
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Dann013
5 months
Goodnight my special boy #EELive.
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Dann013
5 months
I hope someone says fuck or bugger #EELive.
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Dann013
5 months
When you put a top on with the coat hanger still in it #BAFTA2025
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Dann013
6 months
They designed a character that looks like they want to speak to the manager RIGHT NOW. #TheApprentice
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Dann013
6 months
Trump is the president and a slew of celebrities have sadly passed in the first few weeks of the year. Ladies and gentlemen it appears that it's 2016 again, who's ready for a referendum vote in June?.
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Dann013
7 months
Good to see @McDonaldsUK are keeping it fresh and not just reusing old happy meal products, I'd call it a toy but three year old cards and a tin is hardly entertaining now is it. 2022?! Awful!!
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Dann013
7 months
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Dann013
7 months
RT @shitbritishpics: Bernard Manning, British comedian and nightclub owner, circa June 2003. (2003)
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7 months
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7 months
On my christmas do last night and me and another dad spent a large portion of it extolling the wonders of Sarah and Duck to a fellow colleague. Namely the excellent Scarf Lady's bag. Peak parenthood right there. @CBeebiesHQ @andynyman
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