Dann013
@dann_013
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Thank you to the @hornesection for the beautiful prize of some peas. The Horne Section at The Anvil was an amazing show and winning an actual @taskmaster task was a dream come true.
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' Look out everyone it's Jaws, we are now going to require a larger Jaws catching vessel'
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Take that Billionaires (the irony of sharing this on X is not lost on me) @blackmirror @charltonbrooker 🥚 🍎 ❤️ #thronglets
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DEFINITELY a knob gag
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This is a knob gag
This Mother’s Day I’m thinking about all the new dads who didn’t realise their partner was expecting them to buy a gift “from the baby”
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Is this a Knob gag?
A woman smokes a cigarette outside the Primark store in Liverpool city centre (2015)
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Are you supposed to use bins for things other than throwing rubbish away?
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Let's start a petition to change the name of the Minute Mart in EastEnders to the Minute Martin. (Fowler) #EastEnders #MartinFowler
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Alan Sugar's 'famous pen' will be eventually getting its own spin off Disney plus series #TheApprentice @Lord_Sugar
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They designed a character that looks like they want to speak to the manager RIGHT NOW. #TheApprentice
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Trump is the president and a slew of celebrities have sadly passed in the first few weeks of the year. Ladies and gentlemen it appears that it's 2016 again, who's ready for a referendum vote in June?
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Good to see @McDonaldsUK are keeping it fresh and not just reusing old happy meal products, I'd call it a toy but three year old cards and a tin is hardly entertaining now is it. 2022?! Awful!!
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Bernard Manning, British comedian and nightclub owner, circa June 2003. (2003)
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WITHOUT GOOGLING Name a famous historic battle.
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On my christmas do last night and me and another dad spent a large portion of it extolling the wonders of Sarah and Duck to a fellow colleague. Namely the excellent Scarf Lady's bag. Peak parenthood right there. @CBeebiesHQ @andynyman
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