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We're heading out on tour in '24!
Sign up to the mailing list at for exclusive pre-sale tickets this Thursday at 11am, or play it cool with the general sale on Friday at 10am.
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Devastated to learn of Sean Lock’s death. We loved him-he was hilariously funny on and off screen, but also a lovely bloke… xxx
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This is what we’ve been up to folks! Musicians making a sitcom shocker.
@AlexHorne
The Horne Section are making a six-part series for Channel 4:
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Look at this handsome devil! He’s one of the very best comedians and a massive music fan and generally a very talented boy. And he’s on the podcast on weds!!!
#jamesacaster
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The Horne Section TV Show is here! All episodes are available on All4 now, or watch on
@Channel4
from 17th November.
#TheHorneSection
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Congratulations to the main cool guy
@AlexHorne
who just won a
@BAFTA
for
@taskmaster
(presumably because the theme tune is so bloody brilliant).
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Some sort of full circle has been completed.
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This is what the internet is for.
A french TV show invited guests onto a panel, all of whom had an unusual laugh type.
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You’ve Been Sectioned version of the
@robbiewilliams
classic Angels, as featured in this weeks Horne section podcast … ENJOY!
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We had a great first gig back last night at
@windsoretonbrew
brewery. For some reason
@AlexHorne
kept swearing but we managed to bleep them all out using our wind instruments. What a relief.
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Thanks everyone for the overwhelming positive response to the sitcom..you’re all very kind. I guess just keep rewatching it, or just playing it on all 4 while you’re asleep to get those views up!
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Thanks everyone for the lovely response to the actual screening of our show on actual
@Channel4
- we loved making it so fingers crossed for series 2. And follow us on Instagram! (Just in case)
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Alex is the worst cook anyone has ever known so this can’t fail to be hilarious.
I'm doing some tasks myself soon -
@BritishBakeOff
- trying and mostly failing to do Greg proud...
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Lots of people asking about a second podcast series.. nothing confirmed yet, ‘like’ and comment to make it happen. In the meantime get FREE tickets to our TV special recording at the palladium here..
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Yes it’s true! We have kept a secret successfully!! 2nd series incoming..
The Horne Section TV Show is returning to Channel 4 for Series 2:
@AlexHorne
@HorneSection
@destheray
@TimKeyPerson
@iamJohnOliver
@GeorgiaETennant
@CamilleUcan
all return, whilst guests include
@kfRedhot
@RonniAncona
@ReggieWatts
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Uh oh!!!! Look! - it’s coming.. The Horne Section Television Programme!! May 24th on
@davechannel
@AlexHorne
@Edovereels
@mrbrownsax
@WillCollier01
@sarapascoe
@NadineCoyleNow
@LeGateauChoc
@gillinghamjoe
@sueperkins
Fill up your diary and then clear it - just for added emphasis/extravagance. You're going to want to see this.
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This is gonna be hilarious. Alex can not cook, it’s difficult to convey how bad he is so you’ll have to watch. 🤣 💩 🎂
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We’re on
@TheLastLeg
NYE special tonight in our annual role as silly house band!
@Channel4
enjoy!
@joshwiddicombe
@adamhillscomedy
@alex_brooker
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A little rehearsal footage from our podcast recording the other day. New tune called ‘I wanna be a monger’.. enjoy!
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Well this is exciting! We won, BEST MUSIC PODCAST, thanks for voting everyone..
The Pod Bible Poll Winner 2019 for MUSIC PODCAST is... The
@hornesection
Podcast!
Runners up -
@HHSMLpodcast
&
@bottofficial
Read about all our winners on our blog
#PBPW2019
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We very much enjoyed this, knowing what Sheila will think about it!!
Here is Little
@AlexHorne
's speech from last week's National Comedy Awards, where Taskmaster picked up Best Comedy Entertainment Show.
Thanks again to everyone who voted for
#Taskmaster
.
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Thanks everyone for the lovely responses to the tele show. It was a joy to make, so hopefully joyful to watch! Thanks again to all the brilliant guests.. hopefully we’ll get to do it again!
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If anyone is looking for an excellent jazzy, groovy band for their wedding or corporate event, we can always help put one together. (Without Alex of course-he’s far too busy) The Section - Mark/Will/Joe/Ben and Ed can be booked - just send us a DM and we can check availability.
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Due to middling demand we have decided to record and release a special version of Grandaddy in the hope of making this years New Year number 41! It’s available here
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Little behind the scenes shot from episode 1 of our sitcom, which starts tomorrow on
@channel4
- we’re excited!
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We’ve got 40000 followers! That’s a nice Sunday surprise. Here’s a behind the scenes show of a very important recording session we did many moons ago.
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We know we’ve been quiet recently but lots of fun stuff in the pipeline. Announcements over the coming days..
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Still getting lovely messages about the sitcom. Thanks again-if you wanna rewatch then that is good for us-all 4 downloads are our friends!
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Pretty good 😂
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Yes ‘I miss people’ will be on the new lockdown album.. thanks for the appreciation everyone!
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Good use of Big If.
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I think we all need that..
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For those parents driven to distraction in lockdown. (Naughty Joe swearing too)
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Yes!
Taskmaster has just BLOODY WON A
@BAFTA
. We’re pretty sure this makes it the first BAFTA winner where someone has pushed a watermelon into a caravan using breadsticks.
#VirginMediaBAFTAs
#BAFTATV
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We had a great time playing for
@edgamblecomedy
&
@charliejamison
wedding last night.. what a night. fab photo taken by James Acaster!
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Excellent line-up for series 7, I’m sure you’ll agree?
Oh and some news... nothing major. Just that the contestants for
#Taskmaster
S7 are
@JamesAcaster
@jessicaknappet
@PhilNWang
@KerryAGodliman
and Rhod Gilbert!
*Hyperventilates with excitement*
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Here’s our special rendition of the Pulp classic Disco 2021 from
@TheLastLeg
@alexhorne
doing an excellent
#jarviscocker
or was it
#joecocker
- please share share share!!
#pulp
#nye2020
#disco2000
#bigtune
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Football Association AND Oliver Dowden Sec of State DCMS. PM Boris Johnson.: Ban racists for life from all football matches in England* - Sign the Petition! via
@UKChange
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New podcast series starts on Weds morning.. featuring the wonderful
@jessicaknappett
, you know, from
@taskmaster
and loads of other things! She's well funny which is the main thing so its a cracker! make sure you're subscribed!!!
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All you new
@taskmaster
converts! Hope you’re enjoying so far.. please remember the real brains behind the show (‘s theme tune) was us, so maybe buy a tea-towel to celebrate!!
#taskmaster
#channel4
@AlexHorne
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Haha. West-side-story-style-dance-fight-incoming!!
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This is brilliant! Come on
@LEGO_Group
@LEGOIdeas
its a sure fire winner!
I made the Taskmaster house and studio in Lego form.
Task rooms can be removed from the house and put on the ‘screen’ in the studio.
Obviously
@AlexHorne
and
@gdavies
are there, but which
@taskmaster
contestants and tasks can you see?
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So The Macarena is 25 yrs old this week, so what better way to celebrate than watching our (perhaps too) erotic rendition of it from our Dave Tv special from a couple of years ago..
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How do you like your live tours? This is how we like ours. The Horne Section 2019 - That's How I Like My Tour. 4 Feb to 5 Dec.
For dates and tickets, go to
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These guys are very excited about our first gig since February.. tomorrow night at the Clapham Grand. Still a few tickets left!!! Get involved.
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24 hours until our new podcast series is launched.. featuring the
@taskmaster
himself Greg Davies, and hosted by his assistant
@AlexHorne
who is finally in charge! It’s like jobswap. Or Swapshop. Or Wifeswap. Available at all the usual podcast outlets!
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Yes! We are gonna be appearing every week on
@TheLastLeg
as the house band and spread some lockdown silliness.
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We’re doing a screening of our tv show next week.. tickets here..
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Finally managed to upload the very professional version of Grandaddy from The Horne Section TV show on Channel 4. Catch the rest of it on All 4 for more weird and wonderful musical japes.
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Alex gets some advice from Greg on being 'the main guy'.
Stream The Horne Section TV Show on All4 now.
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Congratulations to our esteemed leader
@AlexHorne
, who’s funny little tv show
#Taskmaster
has just won best entertainment show at the broadcast awards!! (Meanwhile we were rehearsing in a locked dark room.. )
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Robbie’s trending, I can only assume people are finally catching up with this?!
You’ve Been Sectioned version of the
@robbiewilliams
classic Angels, as featured in this weeks Horne section podcast … ENJOY!
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Lots of people messaging us with
@RealMattLucas
new rendition of his seminal classic ‘baked potato’, in reference to our exciting potato podcast, which may happen soon? To tide you over here’s lovely Matt himself performing it with us on our radio show
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Look!
There’s a new series in town… Who will be the next Taskmaster champion this autumn on
@Channel4
?
Daisy May Cooper,
@JohnnyVegasReal
, Katherine Parkinson,
@MawaanR
or
@Herring1967
.
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Another lovely podcast recorded yesterday featuring one of the very best - Tim Vine!! It’ll be available in a few weeks..
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Get to know
#TheHorneSection
a little better as
@AlexHorne
introduces his bandmates.
Stream all episodes of The Horne Section TV Show right now on All4.
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As gigging isn’t likely to return anytime soon
@mrbrownsax
,the best saxophonist in the Horne Section, is offering 1-2-1 zoom lessons. Mark is one of the UK’s top session players, having toured with Robbie W, M Ronson, B Jaxx, G Aloud and ended up in the H Section. DM for details!
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Literally everyone is saying that The Horne Section TV Show has been nominated for Best Comedy Show at the
@TVChoice
Awards!
And it's true! You can vote for us here:
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Big week here at Horne Section towers-next series of our podcast launches this Wednesday with a very special guest.. available in all the usual places.
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Podcast Klaxon! So we are very excited for you to hear the next episode which features the brilliant
@hankgreen
, talking nonsense and playing games, all soundtracked by his music/our music &
@ladygaga
’s music! It’s a great episode..
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Our lord and saviour
@AlexHorne
is on with our biggest supporter, lovely Adam Buxton in his latest ep.. lovely stuff about us, taskmaster and some awful toilet based stories from Alex.
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Very happy to be nominated for this!!
Best Comedy supported by Spotify
@beefanddairy
Birthday Girls' House Party
Dear Joan and Jericha
@angelosandbarry
@guiltfempod
@hornesection
#BritPodAwards
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We’ve had an amazing response for our Grandaddy’s Peas song on the latest podcast. Worth putting on record that the amazing lyric was written by our sleep deprived drummer Ben, amazing what a baby can do for you.. thanks Baby J! And thanks grandad Joe for the music.
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🚨 New live shows alert! 🚨
We're doing some Autumnal work in progress gigs at
@sohotheatre
this October.
Get yourselves down to one or all six if you like. See you there!
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We're having a Christmas Shindig!🎄
Come down to the
@indigoatTheO2
on 17th December.
Last remaining tickets are available now:
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@watsoncomedian
As
@AlexHorne
watched on, reciting ‘all the information is in the task’, over and over again?
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keep voting folks! as a reward we will start sharing some behind the scenes shots from the HSTV shoot over on
@instagram
!
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It’s Pancake Day everyone.
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New album on friday, folks! Featuring lots of idiotic and melodic songs from the last two series of podcasts.. available from our
@Bandcamp
page on Friday morning..
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Very sad to hear about the passing of Jeremy Hardy-a hilarious and principled man. RIP x
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We’ve had an amazing response to our livestream podcast, thanks! For those that could t watch live remember it’s still available till tomorrow night..
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Our last isolation podcast goes out tomorrow morning, featuring the brilliant
@Rose_Matafeo
- it’s a bumper end of series belter!!
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It’s pancake day everyone… time to wheel out this modern classic and marvel at the miming..
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Some good news guys!! We’re gonna save the summer along with
@petercrouch
and
@MayaJama
if it’s the last thing we do!!
Looks like
@petercrouch
@MayaJama
and
@AlexHorne
and
@hornesection
have a job to do and Save Our Summer on BBC One!
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He’s right.
The correct order is:
1. Really old people.
2. Frontline workers.
3. Novelty musicians
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Thank you to the main man Sir Chris Hoy who came in and did our podcast today.. what an absolute gent! (Not to mention bonafide sporting legend - even the grizzled studio dudes were impressed!)
Well that was a lot of fun!! Thanks so much to the
@hornesection
for having me on their podcast with
@timkeyperson
. They managed to get me singing and even do a little bit of acting... 😉😂
#saveloy
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Episode 3 and 4 of The Horne Section TV Show are on
@Channel4
tonight at 10pm, featuring
@DrRanj
and his amazing six-wheeled car.
#TheHorneSection
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So after a load of unforeseen tech issues the wait is over.. we’re releasing our albums over on
@SpotifyUK
@AppleMusic
and the rest.
Three Great Songs and Eight More Songs
The Horne Section · Album · 2018 · 11 songs.
open.spotify.com
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We did an actual rehearsal in an actual rehearsal space! Loads of new stuff ready for our gig at Clapham Grand this Tuesday!! Get tickets quick, might be the last fun thing you do this year...
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Thanks for a lovely show in Exeter! We’ve got a few weeks off tour now, but back in June for shows in Leicester/Guildford/Portsmouth and Norwich! Grab tickets while you can..
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As usual, we were way ahead of the worldwide viral appreciation of The Sea Shanty - here’s our original one
#seashanty
#Seashantytiktok
#seashanties
#SeaShantyTwitter
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All episodes of The Horne Section TV Show are available on All4 now featuring, unfortunately for Alex, 'genuine nightmare',
@iamjohnoliver
.
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Hope new pod is all you’ve dreamed of.. meanwhile, our esteemed leader has been hacked so can’t share from his own name, thus keeping us out of the charts. (Presumably by
@OffMenuOfficial
and Adam Buxton etc.. ) - so please do share yourselves..
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