The Real Rodney Lacroix
@RealRodLacroix
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Picking up the ashes after @RodLacroix was hacked by limp-dick bitcoin basement-dwellers, I am now new and improved here on @RealRodLacroix. https://t.co/PDEWY5xbHm
Joined October 2025
FYI if you get a DM from my OG account, @RodLacroix, please know I was hacked, am getting zero support from @X, and there is no way I'd ask you about Crypto or to vote for me for a podcast because I'm 57 and don't know what either of those things are.
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Morning run and a chilly start to the day in New England. My running hat makes its first appearance of the season. Also, running is stupid.
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Reverse cowgirl is illegal in West Virginia, bc you don’t turn your back on family
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“Nope,” I say to myself as I see the line for the ladies room, including two women in jumpsuits.
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A horror movie, but it’s just me looking at the price of chicken wings in 2025
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You wanna know how old you really feel? Stop drinking caffeine and popping ibuprofen. Then, just wait.
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“Tequila” came on during my run this morning so check your Ring cameras for someone jogging down the street while doing the Pee Wee Herman dance.
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Well I’m only 44,000 followers away from where I was before my @rodlacroix account was hacked. My narcissism may never recover from this.
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When I was a kid, this was the closest thing we had to on-demand content.
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Well FYI this is not a great combo for a black and tan.
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Huge tariffs just announced on Nobel Peace Prizes.
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The biggest hurdle about regaining control of my hacked @RodLacroix account is how many Cybertruck tweets I have going against me.
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In order to maintain the appeal of my yard I’m going to post signs all over it showing a dog taking a dump. 
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I love how the people who are so meticulous about how their yards look don’t mind having signs every 6 feet with pictures of a dog taking a shit on them.
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Well, I suppose this is a good start for my new account here. [waves double middle fingers at basement-dwelling loser living in his mother’s basement who hacked my @rodlacroix account] https://t.co/ZLE1TCgKag
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Being a parent is an uphill battle. Some days are easy. Some days, all you have to worry about is dropping them off at school and picking them up. Doesn't sound that hard, right? Wrong. These two...
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For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction. - me, to my wife, explaining why I'm setting the thermostat back to what it was
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