And then there was one 😎

I do my best to stay out of politics on this app because nothing good ever comes from it. But after what happened today, I felt like I needed to share how I’m feeling, especially as someone who’s conservative. After seeing several angles of what happened earlier today, these are

Greenland deploying their weather on us was an unexpected first strike.

Dying. This is the best.

Fernando Mendoza's dad never standing up to celebrate plays so his wife can celebrate with him sitting is the most endearing anecdote of the season.

I don’t care what is animating or annoying you, I don’t care what your political persuasion might be, invading a church is unacceptable and is a violation of religious liberty.

@JonErlichman I would add book reading, sleep, mental health, and childhood

At some point, we have to stop asking who isn't paying enough in taxes and instead figure out where all the money is going.

Normalize not bringing up your own relatable story when someone is telling you something about themselves... Just listen.

You won’t find anyone more fervently capitalist than someone who grew up under communism

I really hope Iran can break free from its oppressive Islamic regime. And it’s astonishing to me that this is somehow now a right-coded opinion.

The women of Iran are absolute gangsters the likes of which Western feminists will never be able to comprehend. They are facing actual torture and death, but continue to defy the oppressive Islamic regime in their quest for freedom. STAND WITH THEM ❤️‍🔥

For all the college students: this is what real anti-fascism looks like. One of the most consequential protests in a generation: Unarmed Iranian people are risking everything to fight the secret police and rid themselves of 45 years of Islamo-fascist ayatollahs and their sick

This is actual feminism.

When I was a kid my dad told me that playing the lottery was just a tax on stupid people and that's also how I feel about sports betting.

If you're the Haslam's... You gas up the private jet and go pick up John Harbaugh tonight. Not tomorrow, not after breakfast, now. And you put a contract in front of him for whatever he wants. And then you introduce him next week in Berea. Done. Over.

Kevin Stefanski was head coach of the Cleveland Browns for six seasons, was NFL coach of the year for two of those seasons, got the Browns their only playoff win in three decades, and only two seasons ago had them poised as legitimate Super Bowl contenders until the QB got hurt.

most ppl wildly overestimate what money actually buys after a certain point. the real advantage of abundant capital is mostly psychological. yes, yachts & private jets exist. no, most billionaires aren’t joyriding them daily like it’s gta. novelty decays fast. hedonic treadmill

There is something viscerally satisfying about a foreign commie saying come get me you coward and some fine specimens of American man showing up with shiny black hawk helicopters taking his nike tracksuit clad ass right out of his own bed.

OPEN LETTER TO LIBERALS, DEMOCRATS, LIBTARDS AND THE GENERAL WOKE MOB I see too many fuckers in here gripping their ethically sourced oat milk latte so hard the cardboard sleeve is whimpering, staring at footage of us, actual Venezuelan human beings who have spent the last