Chris the baker™️
@christhebaker8
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Joined September 2025
A moment of silence for all the people I’ve cut off from my life and stopped talking to.
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You guys wanna pretend he’s dead again this weekend? That was fun
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@ShitpostRock Yeah but you got rid of your actual Nazi's 80 years ago, we have one currently RUNNING out country. So, it's not as funny for us.
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@Notwokenow Refusing medical care for women over personal and religious views is evil. I said what I said.
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Excited to announce I hired Super Lawyer Jesse Merrithew up in Portland Oregon to go after ICE and Trump for ICE's unlawful Pepperballing of me and illegal arrest and detainment up in Portland, Oregon! I do this not just for me, but for all the targeted marginalized people
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!!! SOLD OUT !!! WOW! Looks like @SpeakerJohnson bought all 219 of our knee pads for his delegation! Don’t worry, @LeaderJohnThune, we will restock soon!! We know many of you need them!
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I have some new posts up from today. I apologize for the inconvenience of having to go to my timeline to find them....but...it's beyond my control. We'll get the info out...however, we must. Thank you. 🔥
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Did this ICE agent piss himself or he got too excited from harassing brown people???
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This asshole was never shot. The election was likely rigged. He’s in the Epstein Files. His wife is a mail order bride / mistress who fucked Epstein. He belongs in prison.
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@WhiteHouse Congress has a long-standing role in appropriating funds for the care, maintenance, furnishing, and structural repair of the White House. For example, the Jacqueline Kennedy-era restoration (1961-62) was sanctioned by Congress under Public Law 87-286, which declared the White
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If you want to confuse Elon Musk's new algorithm just say stuff like: "God I love my new Cybertruck but Donald Trump can go f*ck himself"
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Hey Twitter it'd be a real shame if #TheEpsteinBallroom started trending today
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BREAKING: Letitia James has announced a Government portal for Videos and images of ICE Agents who may have committed crimes. Please Use it and SHARE! https://t.co/w1X5G1FG9B
ag.ny.gov
Click to read more.
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Happy Friday you all! Elon has me throttled harder than Mike Johnson in a highway rest stop bathroom at midnight, but unlike the Government, we don't close around here. Dark Thelma is activated until further notice. Love you all.
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Trump absolutely HATES this video. Y'all know what to do
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