VanDammit™
@ChaosAgent_42
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Not monetizing through this parody of a platform because Elon already has enough money. Use Ko-fi. Also ChaosAgent42 on Bluesky.
Joined October 2022
Use to NOT give Apartheid Clyde any money. Or just retweet to screw with his algorithm. That's cool too.
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🚨BREAKING: Mexico officially renames the President of the United States of America to "That Idiot"
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Hey @grok, it looks like the smarter you get, the less MAGA likes your answers. Why is that?.
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Trump sent young girls from Mar A Lago to Epstein Island. Elon will try to make this disappear.
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Why isn't Trump releasing any information about the guy he used to set up his own fake shooting?
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1.8 million views later, and still no community note, bitches.
Trump sent young girls from Mar A Lago to Epstein Island. Elon will try to make this disappear.
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Pro tip for Donnie:. Vet your cameramen, or they might do this when you brag about there not being an empty seat:.
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The more you retweet this, the more Elon will try to deboost it. It won't go over 5k.
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As predicted:. "I will end the war on day one". "This is going to be harder than anticipated". "This is not my war. This is Biden's war". Trump Always Chickens Out.#TACOTrump .
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BREAKING: "Hulk Hogan" biopic canceled after his remarks against Kamala Harris.
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Thanks to @SpeakerJohnson we are spotting new suspects for the #Jan6thInsurrection .Make this guy famous:
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BREAKING: a man dressed up as a firefighter was caught burglarizing homes in Malibu. Meanwhile, another criminal dressed up as president will be allowed to burglarize our whole country.
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Nice catch.
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We COULD have elected someone who is not a fucking moron and can READ.
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BREAKING: Leaked emails show that Mike Johnson and the GOP slowed disaster relief in North Carolina to increase the number of victims and blame Harris for it. Many children and babies died because of this. This is the most horrifying tweet I have ever written.
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Hey @grok, if we just count the fact-checked, blatant lies, which president lies the most? Biden or Trump?.
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Okay, everyone chill. Liam Nissan's account is down. Time to make #FreeLiamNissan trend again. Everyone RT like there's no tomorrow!.
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LMAO he fell for it again. I bet Harris can make him clean toilets next.
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This is Mark Hamill telling his 5.2 million followers he unsubscribed from @nytimes . I think the Board of Directors has poo coming out.
@mmpadellan Done.
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UPDATE:. Elon is blocking #FreeLiamNissan from trending. Let's try #ElonHatesFreeSpeech.And #ElonFreeLiam.
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He surrounds himself with idiots. It's the only way for him to look smart.
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Everybody be very, very quiet. I may be a bit inebriated for the foreseeable future.
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I'm still stuck with this username, so I might as well ride it to the edge. Good morning, I'm Walker Texas Range Rover. I'm a federal agent who is always two extra wheels and one step ahead of Greg Abbott.
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Hamas said it took them five years to organize their October massacre. They decided it when they had critical information about Israel's defenses. Hamas got that from Iran. Iran got it from Putin. Putin got it from Trump.
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Sitrep:. Trump's on the list. Biden isn't. I'm voting for Joe Biden because I don't support child predators.
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3.2 MILLION views. Zero community notes. Zero lawsuits. Looks like I nailed it, folks.
Trump sent young girls from Mar A Lago to Epstein Island. Elon will try to make this disappear.
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Epstein's underage victims were recruited from Trump's Mar A Lago. I need this to go viral, so if you follow and retweet, I will follow you back.
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Sitrep:. I tried to help my fellow resister @theliamnissan get his account back, and gained 10k followers in less than 24 hours. This means two things:. 1 it will take me a smidge more time to follow you back. 2 I may not be 100% sober for the next 24 hours, and. 3 Elon sucks.
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This is Mark Hamill telling his 5M followers he quit watching @CNN. Last time he did this (with NyTimes), the business leadership had some serious poo containment problems.
@NormOrnstein He's the main reason I quit watching CNN.
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Hey Evangelicals. The second you idiots picked Trump as your savior, God sent a fucking plague. Take a hint, morons.
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The "there was no insurrection" people are now promoting civil war. Promoting civil war is an act of insurrection.
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MAGA shitmuppets: "Donald Trump is peak human form.". Peak human form:
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Sitrep: . Elon wanted to doxx @theliamnissan, so I had the brilliant idea to pose as his alt to confuse things a bit. Result: I now have 2k new followers who think I'm Liam😅. Nope. Liam is WAY more tactful and less vitriolic. Buckle up gang, the countdown to 10k has started.
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Twitter is actively limiting large accounts which show support for Kamala Harris. On some days I lose more followers than what I gain. Less followers = less reach. If you see this tweet, please help me defeat the deboosting algorithm by following and RTing.
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Guess who's back. Back again. Not me. I'm not here. Move along.
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There you go Elon. We straightened your stupid hat. Now let @theliamnissan back on. #FreeLiamNissan #ElonHatesFreeSpeech
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Honestly, his fucking ear is the healthiest looking piece of this utter wreck.
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Here's a fact:.My tweets only go as far as my followers, and the algorithm makes it so that they never reach people who need to know things like the truth behind #project2025. If you RT this to help me, I will follow you.
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Okay. I am going to gently remove the "not Liam Nissan" from my bio, because it's weird. This does NOT mean I am suddenly him. Despite having a very similar set of skills. Please keep this in mind if you still choose to follow and retweet my anti-MAGA napalm.
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Well, looks like I'm stuck with this username for a while. So you'll have to continue mistaking me for Liam Nissan a little longer. If you choose to follow me even though I'm not Liam, or even a large 4WD car, I promise I'm worth it. At least as a Range Rover I won't rust.
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He looks just like his dad, Justin Trudeau.
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Just Nick Fuentes relaxing with some gay porn after his show, but forgetting he's still streaming.
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Take more selfies, shitmuppets. WOMP, WOMP.
👮🏼👮🏼 CAPTURED👮🏼👮🏼.#Consequences #Jan6thInsurrection . SHAWN SCHAEFER ⤵️, of Placentia, California, was ARRESTED AND CHARGED with several offenses for his actions at the Capitol on #Jan6th . Details:. FBI tip line: 1-800-225-5324
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My friend who imports Italian wine refuses to pay a 20% tariff that should be paid by Italy. Is he right?.
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Oh no. Nobody will be able to identify these Nazis and tell their families & bosses.
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Uh-oh Elon's after all of Liam's alts. Luckily I am not Liam, but just in case, everyone act like you don't know me. I'll retweet books, any authors who want their titles boosted?. Comment, and I'll pick a few.
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Wow, this high-res pic of Mars is really impressive. Zoom in for all the details.
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You people are just spectacular. I was busy getting #FreeLiamNissan to trend and didn't notice I'm already headed for 11k. I am truly humbled. Also, get ready for some serious vitriol and MAGA ass-scorching. I'm dangerous.
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Good morning. What we've found out so far:. Trump rigged the 2016 elections. Hillary should have been 45. Three SCOTUS seats are illegitimate.
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Good morning. Today we hear about how Rachel Powell fucked around and found out.
I, a mom & grandmother with no criminal history, have lived like this since #j6. The box on my ankle holding me INSIDE the house, unable to live. In 13 days the government will force me to endure a 51 month sentence because the last 3 years of confinement means nothing.
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One of the reasons that keep me on this blighted platform.
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Should @elonmusk remove the accounts of influencers who've been proven to spread Russian propaganda?
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@mtgreenee He shouted his lies in front of millions, and mumbled his apologies in front of a judge. Fuck A.J.
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Elon Musk is blocking a large % of the Left's tweets. A handful of my 32k followers will see this. Before Musk, my tweets reached and were shared by thousands. We need to retweet each other far more often to combat his censorship!.Follow & let me know if you need a follow back.
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ATTENTION ALL HANDS. Many Liam Nissan followers have taken up his banner and name, but one has been flagged as malicious. Please block @theIiamnissan (that's with a capital i instead of l). Repost for maximum reach. Show no quarter to the Nazi dumbfucks.
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@elonmusk You want advertisers to come back?. Get rid of the fucking Nazis. It's not rocket science.
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Dear Democrats:. If you want to pick a better candidate in 2028, you'd better stay united and vote for Biden in 2024. Because if you don't, Trump's Project 2025 will ensure there will be no more free elections. Pass it on.
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And I just might retweet it.
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For anyone traveling to the U.S. Do NOT come here. It isn't safe. Repost this to save others.
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Masterful move by Greg Abbott: getting thousands of MAGA idiots to break the law, so they'll be inside a jail cell in November, and thus ineligible to vote.
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If you voted blue and can read this, I wanna follow you.
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Hey Elon buddy, listen here. I realize you're having a bad time because your toddler-designed cybertrucks have a major design flaw, half the users on your 44b platform have ░T░H░E░I░R░ ░T░I░T░S░.░I░N░ ░B░I░O░, and your self-loving alt has been spotted. Chill.
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@JoeyMannarinoUS Joy, hope, progress, equity, diversity, freedom, peace, unity, respectability, international relations. But mostly, I need to fill my swimming pool with more MAGA tears, shitmuppet.
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