The cheek of @unitedutilities Put my water bill up to £80/month when my neighbours who have same size and value property are paying half that. Then ask me to reduce use due to driest start to a year since 50’s. No chance, I’m playing in my sprinkler you fascists.

Don't call them Farage Riots. It makes him really upset.

80 years since D-Day. 80 years since the largest seaborne invasion in history. 80 years since the heroic efforts of those who landed on the beaches of Normandy to liberate Europe from Nazi tyranny. 80 years of peace in Western Europe since. Today we say thank you. #DDay80

Erm…who does the subtitles for @SkySports ? #LukeHitler

Tories out now. RT if you agree #RishiSunak #GeneralElection

Not a bad away shirt at all. Hopefully we’re as successful in the pitch as Hummel have been with our kits this year!👕

Bloody hell. @easyJet like flying close to the limits. Flight from Malaga at 1240, picked up at 1040 and still 10 minutes away from the airport. At the same time they warn us that there are strikes and to allow more time through security. 😥 😮‍💨

We’ve passed 21000 people speaking up now! 😮💙 If you want to call for a ban on MPs having financial links to the private healthcare sector, join us all by adding your name! Takes 30 seconds! 👉 https://t.co/mK77ApeBEF

So shopping done today. Find out they a lot of @asda essentials have gone up as much as 20%. Also the bluelight discount is ending in a few day. I don’t think I’ll ever financially recover from this @MartinSLewis

🚨 COMPETITION! 👕 The lads unveiled our new kits last week and now you can get your hands on a signed 2023 shirt... ✅ Like, RT and reply with which players' shirt you'd like most for your chance to win - Good luck!

I’m a sucker for nostalgia, but I don’t need to see @Everton getting pumped every week to make me miss the 90’s 🤦‍♂️

Obviously no agenda against @Everton …

RT + like for your chance to win a signed @pat_fry5 jersey‼️ #NationalTightEndsDay

Surely this is needed now. I wouldn’t have these 🤡s run a sack race

Heartbreaking

Can you please fill this in and then RT it so we can see lots of peoples’ opinions about this? Thanks! “I think that all NHS privatisation should be stopped and the NHS should go back to being a fully publicly-run service”

Obv a Tory @cathynewman absolutely disgracefully biased journalism.

If you watch a show with Dragons, Elves, or Lightsabers but can’t wrap your head around people of color in the same series, the choice of casting isn’t the problem. You are.

This is ridiculous @manairport 🤦‍♂️ Can’t say we had a better experience last time we flew through theirs either.

Got my hands on a beta version of #FIFA23 - a stylish love letter to the dark arts of the game - and wrote about it for @NME https://t.co/Y48kNFX3R6