Colin the Dachshund
@DachshundColin
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The only voter in Dunny-on-the-Wold. (Also get a vote where the skies are blue)
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Joined May 2020
"I'M WORRIED PEOPLE ARE MOCKING MY PATHETIC INSECURITY ON SOCIAL MEDIA!"
Trump to make all foreign tourists provide five years of social media history before entering US
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[12hrs into my ice interrogation] agent: in 2021 you posted “they should call him matt hardcock am i right fellas” can you explain that? me: do you know who matt hancock is? a:… [43mins later] a: he had his own app? for parkour? me: no the parkour was a separate issue
JUST IN: Tourists visiting U.S. will have to submit 5 years of their social media history under new proposal.
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I knew Reform were going to try and fuck everyone.
🚨 NEW: Bonnie Blue has endorsed Reform UK “Reform has sensible positions on immigration and inheritance tax, so I stand with Nigel Farage” [@JAHeale]
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"Have you heard of Hany Abo Rida, head of the Egyptian FA?"
🚨 𝗢𝗙𝗙𝗜𝗖𝗜𝗔𝗟: The Egyptian Football Association sent an official letter to FIFA, rejecting any activities related to supporting homosexuality during the match between Egypt and Iran at the World Cup.
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Hollywood Animal is available with 25% off. Play “The Stuff That Dreams Are Made Of” new update now!
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"Your social media account vill also go on ze list."
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Wait until JD Vance hears of this erosion of free speech.
Travelling to the US, e.g. for the 2026 World Cup? Soon you will need to provide details of social media activity for the past 5 years. Aim is to comply with President Trump’s demand for visitors to be “vetted and screened to the maximum degree possible”. https://t.co/UtTq8M4LiP
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Grading the economy like:
JUST IN: Trump grades US economy as "A+++++"
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Top Cardano teams trust Meepo as their go-to design agency for branding, web design, UX/UI, marketing, and motion
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🚨 NEW: The Government has unveiled the train livery for Great British Railways
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A racist, an antisemite, a Russian stooge, an election fraudster and a tax dodger walk into a bar. The barman says "Good evening Mr Farage".
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Asteroid Psyche 16 has been found to contain gold reserves worth $700 quintillion. That's enough to make everyone on Earth billionaires☄️💸
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Whoops! A second set of containers of bananas has washed up in Selsey. @BBCSussex @BBCSouthWeather @itvmeridian @AlexisGreenTV @HollyJGreen @PhilippaDrewITV
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IMPORTANT CORRECTION As a journalist I do try to be 100% on the facts and report on what is known and not believed. During times of so much disinformation it's hard work to filter out the nonsense. At the time of me reporting on this car crash at a Christmas event in
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We have too many right Charlies.
We have too many Mohammed's and Abdul's
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US Instant Mashed Potatoes Stuffed with enough BHA and BHT preservatives to give the product an expiration date of absolutely never, the EU decided to outright ban the product, depriving Europeans from what is otherwise a cheap and convenient way to encourage hairloss.
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wait but fifa told me like 2 days ago this was solved
🇹🇭🇰🇭 Border clashes erupt between Thailand and Cambodia Thailand has raised its military alert level in four regions bordering Cambodia after ordering civilians to evacuate several frontier towns amid escalating cross-border clashes. The confrontation unfolded in the Sisaket
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Dysentry
What’s the fastest way you have ever lost weight?
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The boys and girls of Clacton with some fantastic Reform-inspired Xmas card designs this year. 🎄
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British Jews are a lot safer with Nigel Farage than with this Labour government. They know it.
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Licence. Learn our language.
BBC Question Time is an utterly discredited programme. No wonder half a million people refuse to pay the license fee every year.
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