Chris Collision
@cfCollision
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FKA Fat Contradiction. CWA Local 9404. I Don't Even Own a Television was a good podcast.
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Joined October 2009
If the mayoral results hold up, one thing I know for sure is that Loren Taylor will selflessly devote himself to be of service to his beloved Oakland however he can and definitely won't start shaking down his financial backers to find his next run for mayor.
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Here is the video. The viewer can be the judge, but the images add to an increasing number of odd behavior from Houston
A speaker noted that Houston was "flipping off" the audience during public comment. Several people recorded this, and I saw the evidence as well, and it's extremely arguable he did.
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Donna Reed's "He's making violent love to me, Mother!" in It's a Wonderful Life was funny back when the popular meaning of "making love to" was "to come on to" or "flirt with" but it's much funnier in our time when it only means actual sex. Capra would approve.
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Rom Epic Collection: The Original Marvel Years, Vol. 3! #marvel #comics #epiccollection #rom #marvelcomics #marvelepiccollection
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Still looking for work this month, and the gap is getting tight. If you’re able to help with basics like groceries or keeping my phone, I’d really appreciate it. Even small support makes a difference.
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Hello. I'm Greg. I've been out of work for a few years now, and while I can occasiona… Greg Mills needs your support for Lend a Hand to Greg During Job Search
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just want to give a shout out to all albums released this year, everyone did their best and that's all you can really ask
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I like that Rufo’s defense for having ripped off Kirn’s meemaw fash broadsheet is that “yeah, sure I subscribe and sure you were first, but we added all this gait analysis!” Give the meemaw fascist broadsheet its credits, Chris. Stop being a scoundrel.
I've tried reaching out privately to Walter, but as he's blasting me publicly, it seems necessary to point out that he's dead wrong. The exclusive in our story was not the existence of fraud—this has been reported for years in various outlets—but connecting the dots on the
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You better call that shit a WIN homie..! 51 is not guaranteed. ☝🏽
I have a question. In less than two weeks I’m going to be 50. For people who are 50 and up, what is it like to be old as shit? Is it fun or scary?
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he didn't have a hall of fame career as a player or builder. one NHL game as a player, six years as a coach. the hall doesn't induct broadcasters or entertainers. not that complicated
“It’s the Hockey Hall of Fame, not the Hockey Hall of Nice People.” @ColbyCohen36 explains why Don Cherry belongs — whether you disagreed with him or not. Presented by @bet365ca #NeverOrdinary #bet365
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This one's tough, not least because of how little sense it makes.
Here's some kind of letter of recommendation that Noam Chomsky wrote for his "highly valued friend" Jeffrey Epstein.
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She fucked up Oakland and hired Singer, so you can guess who is in the wrong on this one.
Former East Bay Parks general manager threatens legal action against board of directors after resigning
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I believe that the average writer has 1–2 thoughts a month that are worth sharing and that writing blog posts multiple times a week threatens to make you boorish and dumb. This explains the state of most of our op-ed writers.
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When has local media ever written anything like this about a "moderate" and the police union?
Opinion: A San Francisco supervisor is using the death of a kitty at the wheels of a Waymo as an excuse to virtue-signal to progressives and win favor with Teamsters. 📝: @adamlashinsky
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the thing about this stuff is that even if it’s true I shall simply continue to live my life as though it’s not
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A RARE PIECE OF GOOD NEWS: My new book on the art of joke writing, JOKE FARMING from @UChicagoPress is now available for purchase by YOU! Everything (mostly) I learned from two decades of professional humor writing, in one not-very-long book!
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The winner of four Emmys, a Peabody, and two Writers Guild Awards (all of which badly need dusting) explains his process for writing comedy without going insane. Philosophers may debate the meaning...
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They truly do not make movies like this anymore.
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Jesus fucking christ.
video of the day: sec of defense nominee pete hegseth almost killing someone with an axe on live tv
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me: Boys, you are fledged in full, and thus I emancipate you from my authority. What will you make of your lives? my 2-year-old son Glanvill: I should like to pass my latter days at the iPad, his twin Bracton: and it shall be my pleasure to eat some dirt from the geranium bed.
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