*pronounces spooky like cookie*

Good morning to Melania Trump’s homeland of Slovenia and to this amazing magazine cover showing her husband with Hitler moustache made of crude oil. 🇸🇮🇪🇺 Slovenes cooked severely here.

I know what I saw on January 6, 2021 I know what I saw on January 7, 2026

For those asking me, no the glass renders are not AI, so here's another breakdown. Colors are mostly from super saturated HDRI's and the lights. Created in C4D along with my YMA Painterly materials (link in bio) @maxonredshift @Maxon_Cinema4D

Marco Polio

My 8yo for the last month: I don't need a haircut! I don't want a haircut! My 8yo the minute he found electric clippers in the bathroom: well don't mind if I do

New year, new bottle of ibuprofen

Historic: Zohran Mamdani became the first NYC mayor to take his oath of office where the Ninja Turtles live. Millennials have officially taken power.

Mary is barely home from the hospital and stores already have candy out celebrating her sons death smh

Do you ever meet someone and just immediately know that they have a live laugh love sign in their house

I wish parents feared their sons being abusive, pedophiles, and rapists as much as they fear them being gay.

“are you busy tomorrow?” my dear, that entirely depends on the rest of the information you’re about to give me

https://t.co/ekKbQwDLnW

please doctor, it’s his foot. it’s really loose

1960: in 2025 we’ll have flying cars 2025:

It was the best of times (eating all the fancy Christmas cheese) It was the worst of times (all the fancy Christmas cheese is gone)

Let her grieve.

Tbf, if a rat crawled under my hat and started controlling me, I wouldn’t even care. Take the wheel, rat daddy

Jan 1st: new year new me! Jan 3rd:

Fucked that there are a million songs about love but only one about working at the car wash

One venti ibuprofen please