Carrie
@ccccsc
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California like totally
Joined May 2009
I need someone to hold me the way defenses hold Micah Parsons
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My husband just drove over a curb so I guess heโs my wife now.
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I donโt want to hurt anyoneโs feelings, but there really is such a thing as eating too much cheese.
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Today while I was overthinking I realized I think too much.
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Never play Musical Chairs wit a big booty bitchโฆ youโll get hip checked onto the kitchen floor.
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I was helping my 10-year-old clean her room and said, โYou have way too much stuff!โ She replied, โI donโt have money. I didnโt buy any of this.โ Daughter: 1 Dad: 0
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How is every day in December 36 hours long but also 4 mins long. Iโm confused.
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Packers now back to sweeping the Lions. Order is restored.
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Back in my day the music was so good we had to pay for it.
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Not to brag, but I was alive when you could SLAM the phone down to hang up on someone. It was spectacular.
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Such a great idea to deal with porch pirates. ๐
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how my mom made me wear Halloween costumes
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. Good Morning Curators Of The Questionable Content Internet
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Check this out Carrie @ccccsc when I read this I thought you'd get a kick out of it
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