Netflix had enough cash to buy Warner Bros., but cried poor when we shared passwords with our mom.

Do not work in a nursing home if you aren’t going to be nice to the residents. It’s not a workplace - it’s their home! 👵🏻❤️👴🏻

I was helping my 10-year-old clean her room and said, “You have way too much stuff!” She replied, “I don’t have money. I didn’t buy any of this.” Daughter: 1 Dad: 0

My parents have been married for 39 years. Has anyone else been married to the same person for 30+ years?

Has anyone noticed this on the $20 US bill? Shocking.

Do you have any advice for a man about to get married for the 3rd time?

US Soldiers spraying Agent Orange defoliant onto a riverbank without protective equipment. The Government knew it was harmful.

Is there anyone left with ZERO tattoos? 😑

I stopped adding creamer to my coffee for a week and here’s what I learned. I don’t actually like coffee. I like creamer.

Be honest Have you ever snuck food into the movie? If so what’s the oddest food you’ve snuck into a movie theater? Fruit? Tacos? An entire rotisserie chicken? 🐓

Does anyone really wanna be with one person for the rest of their life anymore?

What’s the fastest way you have ever lost weight?

I can still recite entire lyrics from 70’s-90’s music... yet pull the box out of the trash 3 times to read the cooking directions…

I bet you have no idea what this is. If you do, you’re definitely from way back

Grapes must be crushed to become wine. Olives must be pressed to release their oil. Diamonds are forged under immense pressure. Seeds need the darkness of the soil to sprout and grow. So when you feel crushed, pressed, under pressure, or lost in the dark, remember:

Name a movie everyone has seen but you haven’t Terminator

We grew up in a time when childhood wasn’t padded, filtered, or supervised from every angle. We climbed anything that would hold our weight, jumped off anything that wouldn’t, and learned most of our lessons the hard way. We didn’t stop to question if something might hurt. We

To everyone who’s worn out and feels like they’re about to break this message is for you Just remember glow sticks need to break before they can shine ✨

Has anyone ever put Thin Mint Girl Scout cookies in the freezer and tried them? 🍪