CarmenDelessio
@carmendelessio
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I am a widower and father who just moved to NYC. I do standup after spending a career in technology believing that I should have been a writer.
FiDi, New York, NY
Joined February 2008
JD Vance says this video shows the ICE agent being struck by the car. They're wrong. It shows the agent slamming his phone on the hood before firing 3 shots.
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Hm, no, actually the single most important thing right now is to defeat Republicans. Like it is far and away the most important thing by orders of magnitude, and if you don't grasp that you should stay as far away from politics as possible
“As important as it is to defeat Republicans, it’s not good enough to elect establishment Democrats.” Standing ovation for this line in suburban New Jersey.
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Nobody has done more to improve the public image of our local police forces than ICE the past few months. By comparison, they look downright civilized.
ICE agents pointed their weapons at a Minnesota police officer who’s an American citizen. She tried to film the encounter and they knocked her phone out of her hand.
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MN Doctor: I learned that Renee Good still had a pulse 8 minutes after she was shot by an ICE agent. And yet the offer to administer aid from a physician on the scene was denied. I can't say how much that stirs the blood of everyone behind me here as we try to fulfill our oath
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I’m pretty sure the president can explain it in detail.
Bovino: "Think about it just for a second -- what the rape of a child actually entails"
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What?
Incredible and inevitable— Police chief says ICE agents violated his own officers' civil rights while off-duty. A female officer was boxed in by ICE agents who demanded her papers, pulled their guns on her, and knocked her phone down as she tried to film. https://t.co/o4rTWDxC6y
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Europeans should reciprocate Trump’s private text message leaks by sharing intel on Trump and his team. Perhaps also the Epstein files
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Humor works
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ALERT: Scammers are selling access to Trump at Davos. We encourage billionaires to be vigilant and only utilize the White House’s official pay-for-access operation.
The Trump administration's main venue in Davos issued a warning after billionaires were duped into buying fraudulent tickets supposedly offering VIP access packages. Read more: https://t.co/y4fre0cjXI 📷️: Chris Ratcliffe/Bloomberg
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Mamdani: I don’t know how else to describe what we saw in Minnesota. People asked why did I say the word murder. I asked them to look at that video and tell me what they would call it and we are being asked to not believe our own eyes.
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🚨💪BREAKING: Epstein survivor Haley Robson just sent a letter to Judge Richard Berman (SDNY) demanding the court appoint a Special Master and force DOJ to comply with the Epstein Transparency Act backed by Rep. Thomas Massie. Survivors are done waiting. Release the full files.
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I don't think the senator has thought this one through.
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I guess they thought they were special since the Cuban-American community largely supports Trump.
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Today would be a particularly great day for you to achieve your greatest victory, Neal.
Lots of media rumors that the US Supreme Court is going to decide the tariffs case tmrw morning. FYI: these are nothing but rumors. I argued the tariffs case (on the side that the tariffs are illegal) at the Court November 5. The Court doesn't tell anyone, including the
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Do you remember when Jonathan Ross shot Renee Good in the face because he was mad at her? I remember Jonathan Ross killing her in cold blood. Do you remember Jonathan executing her in broad daylight? What I don't remember is Jonathan lying on the ground, bleeding out.
When pressed about the shooting of Renee Good, Kristi Noem refused to discuss the ICE agent’s medical records, blocking any verification that he was actually injured. And no, they're not following standard protocol as she suggests. https://t.co/YDzwLhro1W
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“If there were a fire someday, firefighters would intervene — so better burn the house now.” “If a shark might attack someday, intervention would follow — so better eat the lifeguard now.” “If there were a crash someday, damage would occur — so better ram the car now.”
.@SecScottBessent: "If there were an attack on Greenland from Russia, from some other area, we would get dragged in — so better now. Peace through Strength... Europeans project weakness. The U.S. projects strength."
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Reminder- Hillary Rodham Clinton wasn’t good enough for Mr. Stewart.
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She is left stunned because it’s: -Against their jurisdiction. -Against their training. -Against their own policy. -A stupid thing to say on camera. And -Illegal under the 4th amendment. The trials are going to be endless.
ICE Associate Director Marcos Charles says that any individual that ICE agents encounter in, around, or in-route to a "target" is fair game for an interrogation, leaving the interviewer stunned.
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Currently at the Zurich airport on the landing flight path to Davos conference for all the billionaires to see from their private jets 🔥
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History recalls that Reagan opposed #MLKday and a veto-proof majority forced him to sign it.
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