Greg Cardoni
@cardoni
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Thinker, comedian, analytic philosopher, armchair psychologist, and general tomfoolery provocateur.
Los Angeles, CA
Joined June 2008
May his soul rest in peace : Mr. Gordon Goodwin (1954 - 2025) Blue Note Tokyo ゴードン・グッドウィン氏の訃報に接し 心よりお悔やみを申し上げます ブルーノート東京
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I spent the last few days prompting ChatGPT to understand how its memory system actually works. Spoiler alert: There is no RAG used https://t.co/zxvRRP2GK8
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Three years ago when we started designing a nonexistent engine for a nonexistent plane made from nonexistent parts forged of a nonexistent alloy, the haters said we couldn’t do it, but we really showed them: we’ve pivoted to an entirely new nonexistent product now!
1/ Three years ago when we started working on our Symphony supersonic engine, we knew that it would one day make for a breakthrough power turbine
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Netflix had enough cash to buy Warner Bros., but cried poor when we shared passwords with our mom.
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Job market must be tough. Bieber is trying to get a PM job at Apple!
If I hit this dictation button after sending a text and it beeps and stops my music one more time, I’m gonna find everyone at apple and put them in a rear naked choke hold Even if I turn off dictation I somehow hit the voice note thing The send button should not have multiple
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“Oh wow this company will mail me three DVDs at a time and I can return them whenever? That’s incredible! Nothing horrible will ever come from this!”
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Gotta ask the boss if we have any budget left EOY to buy one of these.
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New paradigm shift: AI is so good that it looks fake, because it looks too real.
Meet Michelle she is stored on a server in Iowa. (Made by my buddy Jeff Dotson)
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Happy one year anniversary to the post that turned my quiet little life upside down and allowed me to build the one I always dreamed of. To the smell of success 🥂
Thrilled to say I passed my viva with no corrections and am officially PhDone.
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Because “phishing” wasn’t enough, now we have the term “smishing”. Wonderful.
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Voyager 1 Is About to Reach One Light-day from Earth. So cool.
scienceclock.com
After nearly 50 years in space, NASA’s Voyager 1 is about to hit a historic milestone. By November 15, 2026, it will be 16.1 billion miles (25.9 billion km)
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Good news: we are officially in “this can wait until after the holidays” range
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Hope you internet sleuths are happy, as this research has cost me two strikeouts this week.
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Hey, Twitter algorithm: I’m into philosophy, technology, psychology, and tips for being a new father in the next few years. Got it? Thanks.
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