No one wants to hang out with me anymore ever since I got a bad personality and became evil

if i say “don’t get me started” it’s too late, i have started. i probably started hours ago if i’m being honest

One stop shop for all ur ham history needs

There is one Caleb Hearon quote that comes to mind when I see something like this

sometimes i don’t feel like writing because everything is connected and i can’t get into all that right now

there’s no one like them

Megan Stalter and Paul W. Downs on their ‘Marty Supreme’ looks #CriticsChoice

[After leaving Willy Wonka’s factory] ME: WIFE: ME: WIFE: ME: WIFE: Lot of deaths for a to— ME: A LOT of deaths for a tour!

dogs on an unforgettable night at the club (commission)

I am so tired of blatant misinformation being framed as “debate.” We know so much about the Holocaust because the Nazis recorded everything. They were proud of what they were doing. This person being the most-listened-to podcast host in the world is so incredibly dangerous.

happy 2026 friends

I like that twitter makes them blurry now. Fine by me!!

#NewProfilePic

Took these today no o’fents (Irish for offense)

I love new year eve - counting numbers, kissing smooch style, doing a yell

i suck at cuddling 5 minutes into being the big spoon I start peddling my legs really fast pretending he’s ET in the bike basket

I don't like to say "bless you" when someone sneezes because I don't know if they're religious or not. So instead I just say "I hope you never do that again"

cops are always like "can you tell me why you were going 90 in a 55?" and you have to explain to them that it literally gets you there way faster. just goes to show the guys who fail at math end up as cops.

Rest in peace to Mike F. One of the best to ever do it. I’m kinda devastated man.

"its not clear what kind of move i was trying to do" has rattled around the inside of my head for a decade RIP to a great poster

Terrible news for us in the mid-2010s Weird Twitter-verse, Mike Fossey aka animaldrumss has passed away. It’s hard enough to get one iconic tweet off on here, but he had many, and I’m sure you recognize them. Rest in power.