Go to your room and don't come back downstairs until you understand what you did wrong.

The Cork is Mother. The Cork is Father. #IYKYK @straczynski #Babylon5

2,976 people stopped taking the subway after 9/11 because they were murdered.

Like many others, I’d like to thank Billy Napier for his relentless effort and the impact he has made on so many. As Gator fans, we have high expectations and results matter. But I hope you’ll join me in thanking Coach Napier for the way he invested in the lives of our players,

Absolute perfection. Avinatan Or’s boss at @nvidia writes to him, read till the end: “Avinatan Or, I hope you have a good excuse for not showing up to work at NVIDIA for 738 days. But every Sunday morning for two years, the head of NVIDIA Israel’s HR, Gideon Rosenberg, sent an

Bears fans traveled to Rome and gave Chicago-born Pope Leo XIV a shirt that says "Da Pope" (🎥 via Ann Bannapradist Munoz/FB)

Armstrong was going to leave Aldrin on the moon alone, but that would have been kind of a buzzkill.

The HBO Max social team is doing yeoman's work, leaning into the absurdity of their boomerang rebrand and diffusing ridicule by getting in on the joke This is excellent work and exactly what a social handle is for

So sick of paying for 6 streaming services & when my kids ask for a movie I have to search each one to see who has it. Someone invent a thing where I pay one price for everything. And every now and then I’ll call you to say I don’t like your new price give me the old price.

I still cannot believe that I can: - look at a world map and tap anywhere to zoom in at street level - instantly access any song, book, movie, tv show, or podcast ever made - have any conceivable question and get an immediate answer or video explanation - take a photo or

My advice to the Dems. Stop being the resistance and start being for a better future. You’ll be far more successful saying yes we should cut the deficit but not this way. Yes DEI went too far but we do want schools and workplaces to feel safe and welcoming to all people

Cousin Eddie was at the Nashville airport (BNA) this morning!

you guys really gotta stop asking athletes what’s next after they win a medal at the Olympics

This would be an excellent time for everyone to take a big step back from hysterical demagoguery and conspiracy-mongering. Insisting your *least-favorite* candidate is *literally Hitler* was always bad — maybe stop doing that. Perhaps even walk it back.

Political violence is antithetical to democracy. I hope Donald Trump and all other candidates stay safe and are endorsed or rejected by voters at the ballot box on election day. I know the vast majority of Americans agree across political parties.

This is Frank and he has had a coffee stand at the top of the steps at Bethnal Green tube for as long as I can remember. When the new restaurant/coffee shop next door opened along with another high street outlet opening across the street, Frank suddenly found that his license

MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND STORY: French caretakers take the sand from Omaha Beach in Normandy and scrub it into the letters to give them the brown/gold coloring. They do this for all 9,386 soldiers who died. France also gave us this land as American soil. https://t.co/2nH8fU95z4

My resignation letter to NPR CEO @krmaher

Caitlin Clark (@CaitlinClark22) stopped by Weekend Update!

By any reasonable standard, a state of war now exists between the State of Israel and the Islamic Republic of Iran. The questions now are how fast and how far does it escalate, who will be drawn in, and who will win.