Church Curmudgeon
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It ain't the way it used to be, I'll tell you that. He/Hymn.
At church
Joined November 2010
When you say that out loud, it sounds like it needs its mouth washed out with soap.
As of today the International Space Station has been continuously crewed for 25 years.
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I want to assure you that I have not used Artificial Intelligence to write my posts. In fact, I have not used any intelligence at all.
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So glad Pastor Appreciation Month is over. I was running out of things to say.
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And here it is, All Saints’ Day.
Backsliders. All of you.
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Let us labor for the Master from the dawn till setting sun, Let us talk of all His wondrous love and care; Then when all of life is over, and our work on earth is done, And the roll is called up yonder, I'll be there. #ThirdVerse
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You’re telling me I saved up daylight for six months and now it’s going to get dark at 5pm?
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If you’re tired of all the negativity, you can go over to Facebook.
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Do I have any Reformation Day hairstyle ideas? I have a ton, sure!
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If you’re looking for a cheap source of clean power, all you need to do is harness the energy of William F. Buckley spinning in his grave.
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I feel utterly uninfluenced.
This one might be hard for Millennials & older to understand: There isn’t a pro athlete or Hollywood actor that has more cultural influence with young Zoomers & Gen Alpha than the people on this list. Your Brad Pitt & Michael Jordan is their MrBeast & Kai Cenat.
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During football season, every Sunday is ref formation Sunday.
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Artificial Idiocy masquerades as Artificial Intelligence. Just like the old-fashioned kind.
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Pope Gregory XIII to Julius Caesar: I Kissed Your Dating Goodbye
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Wednesday night prayer meeting is cancelled tonight due to the fact that we moved it to Thursdays in 2003
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