Lauren Johnson
@baseballblondee
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@mlb data ops. @nbcsauthentic content producer. I like sports, wine & complaining - not necessarily in that order. insta laurenelizjohnson
San Francisco, CA
Joined February 2014
The 49ers play with my emotions more than my Tinder dates.
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My favorite part about having a job is assuming youāre getting fired every time your boss calls you into their office.
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every time ive ever picked up a prescription the people in front of me take 10 minutes each and i take like 1 or 2 why is that
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@jakemalasek All these east coast cucks discovering california this week pisses me off
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I need to see Walton Goggins as Lee Russell in Euphoria
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I miss the person I was in college
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Bay Area sports fans can never have nice things
Breaking: Golden State Warriors star Jimmy Butler has suffered a season-ending torn right ACL, sources tell ESPN.
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If the Warriors end up trading for Anthony Davis Iām writing Joe Lacob another nasty email
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Being in your 30s is wild because every woman you know is becoming the most beautiful version of themselves meanwhile every guy you know is losing cognitive function at a rapid rate
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Filming yourself driving recklessly as a fuck you to your employer is honestly insane. There is something detrimentally wrong with his mindset & I hope he seeks serious therapy before turning into Antonio Brown 2.0
Brandon Aiyuk posted a new YouTube video where in it, he is going over 90 MPH past Leviās Stadium šļø #FTTB | #49ers
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I feel like we need a better term for āmurder-suicide,ā which equates both deaths. āAbusive loser husband murders vibrant successful woman because he was a useless insecure chud, leaves innocent child motherlessā - not pithy enough for a headline?
TV sports reporter among 2 found dead with unharmed toddler inside Hoover home https://t.co/7NT57FidBs
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I actually donāt think he wants to play football anymore
Oh Boy: 49ers star WR Brandon Aiyuk sends a message on IG after all the recent contract drama and being placed on the reserve/ left squad list has been revealed. ...š³
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Quinten Post and Pat Spencer are evidence that white boy winter is upon us
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Scientists identified ribose (used in RNA) and ā for the first time in any extraterrestrial sample ā glucose, a major energy source for life. These sugars join nucleobases and phosphates previously found, demonstrating the full suite of RNA building blocks were present on the
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2 years soberā¦ tbh, I do not recommend. It honestly sucks, yeah I feel great everyday and all my decisions are clear headed but I havenāt had fun in so long. Anyways thatās my rant.
Today, I am officially 1 year sober or alcohol free! Itās been a year of growth and self-exploration! Looking forward to what the future holds!
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