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Joined June 2023
i dont believe in punctuation when it comes to twitter have fun reading my quadruple run on sentences
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Some of yall were not rocking with the Clairvoyant by TSSF pandora radio station in high school like I was.
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i think im too literal for dating apps because if i see a prompt like "the hallmark of a good relationship is: constant always sunny references" my first instinct is to swipe no bc i've never seen its always sunny
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coworker is so antivax she won't even give her dog the rabies vaccine
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sometimes you log on and your mutuals are posting incessantly about some stupid shit and some ugly men you don't care about and then One Day. you wake up and You're the mutual posting about some stupid shit and ugly men.
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just won $1000 playing the lottery so basically i will never play the lottery ever again because i feel like chasing this high is how #it starts
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yesterday i was walking around in shorts and a tank top, tonight there is snow on the ground
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bare minimum
a man who tolerates your man phobic comments
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bring back classic cars but make it so they still crash the way newer cars do whatever it is so like they absorb the impact
i wish car manufacturers would bring older models back. change absolutely nothing, just make them brand new
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so if humans do eventually find a way to extend the average lifespan to a crazy high age are they gonna walk around with huge ears
Robert De Niro is a clear example that ears grow roughly 0.22 millimeters per year.
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makes sense
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Dawg you do not come across as the good guy here lol.
I matched with an MBA boss girl type on Hinge & texted offline. Things went downhill real quick due to her insecurity.
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Yes, and normal child behavior is so stigmatized that many parents who might pause at giving their child a device will cave in public because the looks and comments, even for happy baby noises, are unbearable. The entire culture around children in public *must* change.
Parents used to ride with their toddlers in covered wagons for days across the country with no screens and parents today don’t think it’s possible to get through an hour dinner without an iPad
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gonna find a man with biceps and beautiful brown eyes that lets me bite him whenever i want
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my boss sends me chatgpt flyers to recreate in canva which i still hate but like baby steps i guess
STOP WITH THE CHATGPT FLYERS! I know the font and colours by heart and it is tacky and cheap
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i did block them in on purpose to be petty but if you're on your phone while driving i think you deserve to be fucked with idc
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when i honk and flip people off while driving im showing them who's boss but when other people honk and flip me off its just embarrassing like omg is it that serious
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redownloading hinge i forgot how much i hate filling out the prompts
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