Please remember: 1. Just cause you’re vaccinated doesn’t exempt you from masking up. You can still carry virus. 2. Don’t force people back to jobs that put them and their families at risk with no plan to protect them. 3. Drink your water. 4. Be kind. 5. Don’t be an asshat.

Public office is a demanding path in a way that few truly understand. I wish Gov. Reynolds and her family well in retirement.

BREAKING: A high speed passenger train has crashed into a fire truck in crowded downtown Delray Beach, Florida, leaving at least three firefighters and multiple train passengers injured.

She’s so relatable. Festive, dedicated to work life balance

RSVPed no to an early morning meeting bc I got mad about a guy named Charles on the internet last night

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every whale is at least a little gay

Sorry I can’t clean up the toys, I am off the clock

I support your right to have a bad opinion, and I also support my right to make fun of it

one way to get away with child abuse is to convince everyone around you that you’re a messenger of god and then justify your pedophilia with “i’m a prophet and god told me to”

Y’all I’m making billionaires sell their private jets 😂

A tornado watch will likely be issued in the next few hours.

Yelled all morning for no reason

It is with a heavy heart that we announce the Queen has died again. They accidentally dropped her coffin here and yeahhhhhh ummm…ahh 💔

my brother called me out of the blue which he only does when there’s an emergency. and then

Today, we remember the nearly 3,000 lives we lost on September 11, 2001. We honor their memory, the courage of our first responders, and the men and women in uniform who continue to keep us safe.

Excuse me but this box is in the recycling and I’m not done with it (just a mistake I’m sure)

brb doing this to all the choose life signs I see

Someone drugged my drink this weekend. Here’s are some symptoms of a spiked drink that I wish I knew beforehand (and was never told):

I was chasing a fly but someone let it back outside

One of my colleagues wrote about getting a vasectomy recently. His experience is on the left. Another Vice writer wrote in 2019 about getting her tubes tied. Her experience is on the right.