Kat Abughazaleh
@KatAbughazaleh
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Running for Congress (IL-09) because we deserve Democrats who actually do something | formerly @mmfa @motherjones @zeteo_news
Joined November 2014
I'm Kat Abughazaleh and I'm running for Congress.
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Fox News tried to do a bunch of scary man-on-the-street interviews about crime. It didn't go well.
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babe wake up, a sitting congressman just yassified jd vance
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Someone drugged my drink this weekend. Here’s are some symptoms of a spiked drink that I wish I knew beforehand (and was never told):.
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I FINALLY CAUGHT HER DOING IT
This is the sweetest, most polite cat in the world. Except when it comes to knocking stuff off the nightstand to get breakfast. She’ll make eye contact with me as she slowly pushes my narcolepsy medication off the ledge.
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Thinking about how a girl at Christian summer camp asked me if my dad was in Al Qaeda and I got in trouble for asking if her dad was a Klansman bc “her question was understandable”.
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Fox News is complaining about a nationwide teacher shortage today. Here are some of the things Fox has said about teachers over the last two years:
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the debate was exactly one month ago. trump got shot 2 weeks ago. he picked vance 10 days ago. kamala harris started running 6 days ago. the jd vance couch article was 3 days ago. how is it only july and how was that only 30 days of news.
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“you’re a sad childless, husbandless woman”. sir I am 23.
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Philadelphia DA issues warning to anyone who wants to "play militia" or engage in voter intimidation tomorrow:. "We do have the cuffs. We do have the jail cells. We do have the Philly juries. F around and find out."
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I don’t think we talk enough about how Jimmy Carter pardoned everyone who evaded the draft in the Vietnam War (on his second day in office, no less).
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I love how their attacks are just like "she's a woman who has fun and also wants people to have free childcare".
“Families should have free child care” . Wow I am SHOCKED that this woman wouldn’t want to raise her own children and calls for legislation to further this societal cancer
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does anyone else feel ashamed knowing that as children are being burned alive in their hospital beds, you are safe and comfortable in your home and then feel ashamed of being ashamed because it's the lightest possible burden we could have at this moment is this even coherent.
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There are no words in the English language to properly describe how hard he botched this line.
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I finally realized why the Elon vs Zuckerberg fight seemed so familiar:
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🧵 A lot of Americans just don’t know what life is like for those in Gaza, so here’s an analogy that might help:. Imagine Gaza as Rhode Island. Here’s what reality would look like:
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there are 3 famous men born before 1955 that you can justifiably cheat with and none of them are RFK Jr.
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POV: You're a 23-year-old woman who researches right-wing extremism and a 47-year-old conservative commentator posts your dating profile on Twitter.
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Hamas is 37 years old, so could someone at the White House clarify if he’s talking about Arabs, Muslims, or brown people in general here?.
Biden says Hamas is motivated by “ancient desires” to eliminate Jews
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dc statehood is somehow a crazy fantasy and yet this country has two dakotas.
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Palestinian-Americans watched our president hug a man who called our race the "children of darkness" and we're supposed to act normal about it ?? How is this okay ???.
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I'm just perpetually in awe that Dems have the power to do just like 5 things that would immeasurably improve the lives of working Americans and guarantee the youth vote + keeping/expanding their majority in November but they just,,, won't.
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Conservatives are now at the “scouring her grandfather’s obituary” stage of determining whether I’m white enough to jack off to.
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Jesse Watters' mom (who is a Democrat) calls in to weigh in on his first night in his 8 pm show:. "Do not fall into any conspiracy rabbitholes. We do not want to lose you. There really has been enough Biden-bashing and [Hunter's] laptop is old."
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Here's Fox News' midterms meltdown, summed up in 40 seconds:
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can’t stop thinking about that time michael cera bet all of his jeopardy winnings on ‘what seabiscuit’. (the answer was the handmaid’s tale)
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First, I am OK. I also hesitated sharing this because I don’t want it to seem like I’m trying to get sympathy or attention or something. If I knew what being drugged feels like, I might have connected the dots faster. It feels wrong to not openly speak about it.
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I woke up incredibly confused in the morning because I have never totally blacked out in my life, even on my craziest nights. Apparently this is very common. If you’ve never blacked out before but suddenly lose hours of memory after a couple of drinks, that’s a HUGE red flag.
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just found a trash can that makes you download an app
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i really appreciate how the birds aren't real guy has been fucking with fox news so much that they made a documentary trying to debunk it
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my dude was ON ONE tonight. (seriously, this was all just from tonight)
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The only symptoms I know I had immediately after ingesting the drug were. 1. complete blackout and.2. vomiting. Based on the state of my apartment, I could tell there was disorientation but because of the blackout I have no idea what happened.
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The next morning was like no hangover I’ve ever experienced. Even similar symptoms were so much worse:. - horrible brain fog.- difficulty articulating my thoughts.- massive headache.- extreme sensitivity to light.- throat pain (from the vomiting).- muscle weakness.- nausea.
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In the last 24 hours since the Uvalde massacre, Fox News has proposed at least 50 "solutions" and none of them are gun control.
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I just want people (especially women) to know that date rape drugs are not some rarity that only come out at frat parties. Someone can spike your drink even if you’re careful. And if something seems wrong the next morning, don’t second guess yourself.
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me, trying to convince everyone I'm good for democracy: so you know viktor orban.
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lmfao you would not survive a DAY as a girl at a catholic school
AOC claiming the men were hitting on her when she was 11, 12 or 13. That's pure bullshit. At that age, 304's like her are literally lying awake at night fantasizing that they are so sexually powerful that men are hitting on them. They use it as a pretense to rub out. 1 min.
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rip richard nixon, you would’ve loved this decision.
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I’m a small government conservative which is why I’m glad the executive branch has transcended democracy, making presidents kings.
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Republicans flopped last night because "these women just went crazy".
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*children being shot in schools*.*cancer patients going bankrupt because of medical debt*.*affordable housing bought up by giant companies*.*sky-high rent prices*.*no meaningful legislation to help citizens*. "wow i wonder why young people aren't patriotic baby machines anymore"
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No one at this retreat should be allowed to work on a Democratic campaign ever again.
New @playbookdc: Last month, a group of moderate Democratic consultants, campaign staffers, elected officials & party leaders gathered in Loudoun County, Virginia, for a retreat where they plotted their party’s comeback. We got their takeaways.
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Newsom: You followed science. You followed facts. DeSantis: That's not true. Newsom: You even wore a mask in September.
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Nice to meet you, Hakeem! It's time to get familiar.
REPORTER: Are you concerned at all about incumbents getting ousted this cycle?. JEFFRIES: I'm not familiar with what you're talking about. REPORTER: Congresswoman Schakowsky is facing a challenge from Kat Abughazaleh. JEFFRIES: . I'm unfamiliar with this particular challenge
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what if I told you that I managed to trick a conservative influencer into inviting me onto The Right Stuff and am about to post all of the ridiculously cringe shit I found on there.
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I’m 23. I still bartend part-time. I know my alcohol tolerance. I know how to be safe with my drinks. And yet this still happened and I still feel like it’s my fault for not being careful.
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I didn’t feel normalish until Sunday night. I slept over 12 hours that night and then called my doctor who said my symptoms aligned with a drug rather than simply being drunk.
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I love how Dominion lawyers already have a solid case against Fox but they’ve decided to make this as painful and embarrassing for Fox as humanly possible.
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I’m fine. I’m good. I was lucky someone saw something wrong and insisted on walking me home.
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Jan Schakowsky, the incumbent in my race, will reportedly not seek re-election. So it seems like a good time to reintroduce myself:. I’m Kat Abughazaleh and I’m running for Congress.
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I feel over-dramatic and embarrassed by sharing this, like I’m crying out for attention. But I really wish I had known at least the signs and symptoms beforehand rather than going through two days of realizations and checking myself.
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Stop asking every Palestinian if they support Hamas:
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@abughazalehkat You fly a palastinian terrorist flag in your bio and you're calling one of the coolest people on the planet the "lamest person in the world". Tell us again why you think your opinion matters?
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Overwhelmed by all of the kindness and support people have sent and heartbroken at how many of you have had to experience this as well. Sending love ♥️.
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Conservatives love to accuse liberals of “indoctrinating” kids. So I decided to try Mike Huckabee’s Christian nationalist children’s magazine. It’s even weirder and more dangerous than you think:
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I have no idea who did it. I was getting a single drink alone after my bar shift at my local bar. And next thing I knew, I was awake in my bed, on my side, with vomit down the front of my shirt.
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here's the template. i want to see some works of art.
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America hates Elon Musk so much that he can literally wave millions of dollars under voters’ noses and they’ll still tell him to fuck off. You love to see it.
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wow I wondered what happened.
Would be interested in learning more about the great Twitter purge of January 2021, which appeared to target a lot of conservative accounts.
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Biden should pack the court. Trump should pack the court. Let’s get 90 justices on there by 2032, rendering the entire branch useless.
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That typo in the first tweet is going to haunt me.
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This sexist rant is so unbelievably unhinged. I literally watch Tucker Carlson as my job and even I'm sitting here like, "Jesus Christ, dude."
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If you threaten to rape me, you are absolutely dead to me forever.
I suspect the “stronger form of mute” @ElonMusk referenced will be nearly the same as “block” but w/ options “for a day/week/month/year.” “Block” implies permanence. As a society, we should not default to “you’re dead to me, forever.” Not healthy. “Mute, for now” is healthier.
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remember when nick fuentes said that having sex with women is gay
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Two years ago my job was to monitor Fox News every night for its dumbest and most dangerous lies. Yesterday, a Fox reporter covered my "far-left" congressional campaign. 😇
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so fox news is now airing and encouraging hate crimes in real time i guess.
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so fucked up that American high schools don’t teach about the John Birch Society and how it shaped pretty much every aspect of US politics.
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I don't think y'all understand what the Uncommitted movement is. They are organized. They WANT to have the DNC represent them. They have very clear goals. This sit-in will end as soon as a Palestinian-American is given just 5 minutes on stage at the DNC.
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calling into your son's show on national television to say you love him but also he's a moron.
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shoutout to whoever managed to put this pop-up on Conservapedia
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awesome, I hope you enjoy my middle school one direction fan blog and pictures of my cat.
@abughazalehkat Oh, WE are going to look deep into your finances and history, don’t worry!.
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Comedy is now legal on Twitter.
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country music by men: I love my tractor and beer and my pretty little lady. country music by women: I am about to commit A Crime and it’s probably Murdering My Husband.
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Why isn’t anyone joining my vicious crusade against elementary school teachers and drag queens? How is this not everyone’s top priority?.
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Fox News had a complete meltdown over Trump’s indictment. It was a show-stopping combination of anger, tears, and threats of violence. Here are 5 of the wildest highlights from last night’s coping:
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The Venn diagram of people who say queer people are obsessed with children’s genitals and people who say shit about toddlers like “she’s going to be a heartbreaker” is a perfect circle.
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If you don’t watch Fox News, here are 5 ~totally real~ and ~definitely not made-up~ stories you might’ve missed this week:
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Tucker Carlson guest: Shootings like the Club Q shooting are going to keep happening "until we end this evil agenda" of gender-affirming care.
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Fox News is ~struggling~ to find a way to spin this Trump indictment:
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I'm Kat Abughazaleh and I approve this message.
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Tucker Carlson: "South Africa, a country we never talk about because no one wants to admit what's happened there over the past 29 years.". Apartheid was abolished in South Africa in 1994.
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Trump on Fox News: Could you imagine if I took money from China???. Fox News, 28 days later: So, funny story.
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Bad News: I’ve been laid off from @mmfa, along with a dozen colleagues. There’s a reason far-right billionaires attack Media Matters with armies of lawyers: They know how effective our work is, and it terrifies them (him).
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