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@JurassicPark2go
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There’s not a lot we can do about the situation.
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RT @NotJosephGarcia: I Just Spent All My Money On A Boulder In The United States
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RT @jayweingarten: What do ducks smoke? . Quack. Obviously this isn't true but just for the purpose of the joke. Please suspend your….
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@JurassicPark2go
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Motherhood is a joyous miracle. Share/RT if you agree.
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@JurassicPark2go
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Aaand now I’m pregnant 🥴.
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Just had the most amazing sexual experience.
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Be sure to downlaod our app and tune in now!
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@JurassicPark2go
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Who I date is none of my parent’s business.
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@JurassicPark2go
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Just had the most amazing sexual experience.
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@JurassicPark2go
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Please don’t tell us to close our park. We enjoy keeping it open and don’t mind the risky aspects of the business model.
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@JurassicPark2go
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We are not shutting down again. Ever. We literally don't give a rat's ass. .
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@JurassicPark2go
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JD Vance wouldn’t last a fucking minute here.
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@JurassicPark2go
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The T-Rex paddock will now have a new name: The Pepsi T-Rex Paddock Presented by Pepsi.
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@JurassicPark2go
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Hey everyone, our creatures are feeling particularly mischievous today. They love to play hide-and-seek, so be ready for some surprises!.
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Most TGEs fail. Here’s why:. Launching a token is a milestone. But the truth is most TGEs collapse before they even start. Here’s why projects fail and how to avoid it. 👇
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@JurassicPark2go
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Hey everyone, our creatures are feeling particularly mischievous today. They love to play hide-and-seek, so be ready for some surprises!.
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@JurassicPark2go
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RT @NotJosephGarcia: I Hate My Costume . Full Video:
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RT @pjayevans: You couldn’t possibly know that.
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Letting the dinos out regardless of the outcome. Who gives a shit. im so done.
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@JurassicPark2go
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RT @JurassicPark2go: BREAKING: The Dilophosaurus has learned to spit water for fun. It’s harmless, but your new haircut may get an unexpe….
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BREAKING: The Dilophosaurus has learned to spit water for fun. It’s harmless, but your new haircut may get an unexpected styling.
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@JurassicPark2go
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10 months
Heads up, everyone! The baby dinosaurs are napping. Please whisper. or risk being cuddled aggressively by a sleepy Parasaurolophus.
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@JurassicPark2go
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BREAKING: Our Pterodactyls are practicing their swooping skills today. Hold onto your hats (and your snacks).
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